“Tanks, But No Tanks” and More!

  • Did you wonder why “Tank” wasn’t in the sequels to “The Matrix”? Marcus Chong, the actor who played Tank, claims he was blackballed by the producers. I liked the character and the actor who played him but after reading the article I think I can see why they said, “Tanks, but no tanks.”

  • A suburban Washington woman was in a Maryland jail Monday on charges of assaulting a 4-year-old after he spilled ice cream on her in a fast-food restaurant over the weekend, police said. The woman shouted obscenities at the child and his grandmother, chased the boy around the restaurant and eventually rubbed hot french fries in his face, a Montgomery County police spokeswoman said. Brings a whole new meaning to “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.”