Cully Sees a Whole Lot of Red

Recently Cully Hamner posted the cover above that he did as one of the four Red movie prequel comics While I’m happy [especially for Cully] that Red was turned into a movie and that it has Bruce Willis [Bruce Willis!] in the title role; I was really hoping that the film would be a faithful adaptation of the comic series.  Instead, we’re going to get a movie inspired by the comic series.  And while the comic was more action/adventure, the film looks to be action/comedy with an emphasis on the comedy.

The movie may work.  But work or not, it won’t change how the Red graphic novel rocks.

Andrew Vachss’ Heart Transplant

Andrew Vachss has a couple of new books coming out later this year.  The Weight is a crime novel which is what most Vachss fans would expect.  Heart Transplant is something totally different.  It’s not a novel.  According to the product description it’s…

Neither a graphic novel nor a self-help book, it uses elements of both to reach parents and children alike… Heart Transplant is aimed at actually changing the way we deal with perhaps the most critical issue for children and parents alike today. To accomplish this mission, an entirely new genre was created.

As John Travolta said in Pulp Fiction, “That’s a bold statement.”  Of course Andrew Vachss has always been a bold author.  If Heart Transplant sounds like something you’d like [and it definitely has a lot of experts endorsing it], then you can check out this preview to learn more.  Of course you can also go here to learn more and/or order it.

Some Fly Kicks

Growing up, I was never much into expensive, brand name tennis shoes.  It’s a good thing too, because we didn’t have a ton of money.  So I’d wear whatever was on sale.   I have to admit, that if the shoes above were available when I was a little kid, I’d be asking for a pair for my birthday or Christmas.

Bruce Lee in The Matrix and More

When I was a kid I used to love the Thursday news paper.  That’s because on Thursday there would always be a ton of movie ads for the films that were playing or opening on Friday.  Of course this was in the pre-historic days before the internet and even entertainment shows that take us on location and behind-the-scenes.  Quite often the first time you’d learn anything about a film was from the movie ad — usually a shot of the poster and tag line.  Many times the posters were better than the films they advertised… but we’ll save that for another post.

Today I want to point you in the direction of artist Sean HartterHartter is the mastermind behind vintage looking posters such as Bruce Lee playing Neo in The Matrix; Clint Eastwood as Wolverine; Gary Busey as Bizarro Superman; in a Nightmare on Elm Street and many, many more.  You can see them here and my guess is, you’ll wish some of them were for real movies.

Chipper Has Jokes & Magic

I’ve always enjoyed magic.  There for a while I thought Harry Houdini was the coolest guy who ever escaped from a straight-jacket.  [That honor goes to John Beatty since… but I digress].  Now my favorite magicians merge magic and comedyChipper Lowell does just that.

Expendables, Too?

I think that this may be my favorite poster for The Expendables. If you like it, you might want to check out the King-of-the-Box-Office size version over at IMPAwards.

Because The Expendables is doing so well at the box office and continues to track above expectations, talk of a sequel is a quickly moving forward. So it got me thinking…

“Who would I want to see in The Expendables 2?”

Without a doubt I’d like to see roles [even cameos] for…

  • Ron Perlman – He may have been born to play Hellboy, but he’s been groomed to be an Expendable
  • Danny “Machette” Trejo – he could be great playing either an Expendable or foe
  • Chuck Norris – most likely in a cameo a la Arnold’s
  • David Morse – an under-rated actor who never disappoints
  • Ray Stevenson – yep, the mug from Punisher: War Zone

Those are my top choices… others I considered included: Kurt Russell, William Smith, Clancy Brown, William Forsythe