{"id":10122,"date":"2014-05-17T17:04:12","date_gmt":"2014-05-17T21:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=10122"},"modified":"2014-05-17T17:04:12","modified_gmt":"2014-05-17T21:04:12","slug":"king-conan-teaser-poster-let-the-lamentations-begin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=10122","title":{"rendered":"King Conan Teaser Poster: Let the Lamentations Begin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2014\/z051714kingconan_poster.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"732\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><br \/>\nI know just the thought of a<strong><em> King Conan<\/em>\u00a0<\/strong> teaser poster starring<strong> Arnold Schwarzenegger <\/strong>is going to excite \u00a0a lot of<strong> Schwarzenegger <\/strong>and<strong> Conan <\/strong>fans [myself included].<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Unfortunately\u00a0the poster isn&#8217;t as strong as I had hoped.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I know I&#8217;m going to get blasted by fans for saying this, but the poster looks like <strong>Conan\/Schwarzengger<\/strong> [suffering with\u00a0rosacea] calmly holding a sword.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I wanted something more.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Let the <span style=\"color: #333333;\">lamentations<\/span>\u00a0of the fans begin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know just the thought of a King Conan\u00a0 teaser poster starring Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to excite \u00a0a lot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,17,56,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-celebs","category-comics","category-movies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10123,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10122\/revisions\/10123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}