{"id":10507,"date":"2014-08-20T05:24:23","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T09:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=10507"},"modified":"2014-08-09T18:08:45","modified_gmt":"2014-08-09T22:08:45","slug":"6-ways-movies-get-space-wrong-by-astronaut-chris-hadfield","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=10507","title":{"rendered":"6 Ways Movies Get Space Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2014\/z082014space_moviemistakes.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Continuing with our space theme, <strong>Mark Hill<\/strong> \u00a0at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Cracked<\/strong><\/a> presents\u00a0<span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_21369_6-ways-movies-get-space-wrong-by-astronaut-chris-hadfield.html\" target=\"_blank\">6 Ways Movies Get Space Wrong (by Astronaut Chris Hadfield<\/a>.<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Here are a few of my favorite quotes from the piece which I highly recommend reading&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>SPACE WILL KILL YOU IN SURPRISINGLY MUNDANE WAYS!<\/strong> \u00a0Luca Parmitano\u00a0came close to drowning in space when his water supply leaked into his helmet. The crew of the Russian space station Mir had to\u00a0put out a fire\u00a0while dealing with malfunctioning gas masks. And we all know the story of Apollo 13, although the true-life incident involved much less Tom Hanks.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><strong>GOING INTO SPACE MAKES YOU PUKE, COMING BACK MAKES YOU SHAMBLE LIKE A DRUNK.<\/strong> \u00a0&#8230;On average, it takes about one to three days to adjust to weightlessness&#8230;\u00a0Once you&#8217;re physically comfortable, you&#8217;re still a long way off from moving around gracefully&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Returning to Earth is a bigger adjustment, because your bones and muscles atrophy when they aren&#8217;t in use. I lost 8 percent of the bone across my hips, and that&#8217;s after two hours of exercise every single day in space. I wouldn&#8217;t have been able to pass a sobriety test for a week after I returned, and it was four months before I could run properly. In that first week, you&#8217;re lumbering around like a guy in a Godzilla costume.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing with our space theme, Mark Hill \u00a0at Cracked presents\u00a06 Ways Movies Get Space Wrong (by Astronaut Chris Hadfield. Here<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebs","category-trivia"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10507"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10511,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10507\/revisions\/10511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}