{"id":1087,"date":"2005-07-05T18:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-05T22:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1087"},"modified":"2015-12-22T14:51:45","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T18:51:45","slug":"mariah-and-the-painted-on-abs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1087","title":{"rendered":"Mariah and the Painted-On Abs"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/z070505mariah.jpg\" align=\"left\" height=\"273\" width=\"218\" \/><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Last                        night as I was flipping the channels, I happended across                        <\/span><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">Mariah Carey<\/b><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> performing at the <\/span><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">Macy&#8217;s 4th of July                        Fireworks Spectacular<\/b><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">. Now normally, that wouldn&#8217;t be                        worthy of commenting here but&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">                     <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">As I was watching the performance I said to my wife,<b>                        &#8220;Hey, doesn&#8217;t it look like someone painted on Mariah&#8217;s                        abs?&#8221;<\/b> <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">                     <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">She didn&#8217;t think so and attributed it to <b>Mariah<\/b>                        working out and dancing. Still it looked kind of funky to                        me. <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">                     <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">Before flipping on to new channels, I said, <b>&#8220;I                        still think it looks like she had those abs painted on.&#8221;                        <\/b> <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">                     <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\"><b>Well                        guess what&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> <\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night as I was flipping the channels, I happended across Mariah Carey performing at the Macy&#8217;s 4th of July<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[17,63,64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebs","category-humor","category-music","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1087"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14326,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087\/revisions\/14326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}