{"id":1103,"date":"2005-08-01T19:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-01T23:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1103"},"modified":"2021-03-06T21:14:19","modified_gmt":"2021-03-07T01:14:19","slug":"treat-your-mother-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1103","title":{"rendered":"Treat Your Mother Right"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/z080105mrt.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"157\" align=\"left\" border=\"2\" \/><span class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">You may remember the sage advice of <b>The Mayor of Carter Country<\/b>&#8230; No, not <b>&#8220;Handle it, handle it, Roy.&#8221;<\/b> His words of wisdom were,<b> &#8220;Always be kind to your mother.&#8221;<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\"><b>Mr. T <\/b>agrees. So <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RO6JiFztJdg\">Treat Your Mother Right<\/a><\/strong> and <b>quit yer jibber-jabberin&#8217;<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">And don&#8217;t give me no backtalk!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may remember the sage advice of The Mayor of Carter Country&#8230; No, not &#8220;Handle it, handle it, Roy.&#8221; His<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63,64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-music","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1103"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25400,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions\/25400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}