{"id":1150,"date":"2005-11-01T07:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-01T11:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1150"},"modified":"2014-12-11T18:10:09","modified_gmt":"2014-12-11T22:10:09","slug":"10-of-25-hints-that-you-might-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1150","title":{"rendered":"10 Hints That You Might Be&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stallonezone.com\/z110105redneck.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stallonezone.com\/z110105redneck.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span class=\"bodytext\">Here are 10 of 25 hints that you might be a redneck.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\"><span class=\"bodytext\">1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">3. You&#8217;ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">4. You think a woman who is &#8220;out of your league&#8221; bowls on a different night.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">5. Jack Daniel&#8217;s makes your list of &#8220;most admired people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, &#8220;Hey y&#8217;all watch this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">9. Your wife&#8217;s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">10. Your junior prom had a daycare.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\" style=\"font-family: arial;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are 10 of 25 hints that you might be a redneck. 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11324,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions\/11324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}