{"id":11701,"date":"2015-01-23T05:30:30","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T09:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=11701"},"modified":"2017-03-05T08:57:02","modified_gmt":"2017-03-05T12:57:02","slug":"want-to-know-your-death-year-and-reason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=11701","title":{"rendered":"Want to Know Your Death Year and Reason You&#8217;ll Kick the Can?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2015\/z012315death_predictor.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"314\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">According to the <del><strong>Death Year and Reason Predictor<\/strong><\/del> I&#8217;m going to live <strong>105 years<\/strong> and die under mysterious circumstances.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I prefer to think that I am like <strong>Connor MacLeod<\/strong> from the original <em>Highlander<\/em>.\u00a0 You know, immortal and that I am in fact the guy in the statement, &#8220;There can only be one.&#8221;\u00a0 In <strong>2063<\/strong>, I will just disappear&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Of course it could be that in <strong>2063<\/strong> someone will bump me off for reasons never known&#8230; or perhaps as <strong>105-year-old<\/strong> I will just walk off like <strong>Kwai Chang Cain<\/strong> and never be seen again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to the Death Year and Reason Predictor I&#8217;m going to live 105 years and die under mysterious circumstances. I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11701"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11704,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11701\/revisions\/11704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}