{"id":1175,"date":"2006-01-11T18:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-11T22:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1175"},"modified":"2015-12-22T14:52:27","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T18:52:27","slug":"chuck-norris-is-a-bad-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1175","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris is a Bad Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stallonezone.com\/z011106norris.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stallonezone.com\/z011106norris.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial;font-size:85%;\" ><b>Chuck Norris <\/b>is a <b>real life tough                  guy<\/b>. Of course, he also plays one in<b> movies<\/b> and on                  <b>tv<\/b>. Here are a few facts that show <u>just how tough<\/u>                  <b>Chuck<\/b> is:<\/span>               <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;font-family:arial;\"  class=\"bodytext\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">* <b>Chuck Norris<\/b> ordered a<b> Big Mac<\/b>                  at <b>Burger King<\/b>, and got one.<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">               <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;font-family:arial;\"  class=\"bodytext\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">* <b>Chuck Norris<\/b> is currently suing <b>NBC<\/b>,                  claiming <b>Law and Order <\/b>are trademarked names for his left                  and right legs.<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">               <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;font-family:arial;\"  class=\"bodytext\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">* <b>Chuck Norris<\/b> can touch <b>MC Hammer<\/b>.<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">               <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;font-family:arial;\"  class=\"bodytext\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">If you want to see more <b>Chuck Norris<\/b>                  facts, then click <b>HERE<\/b>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck Norris is a real life tough guy. Of course, he also plays one in movies and on tv. Here<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14364,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions\/14364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}