{"id":1182,"date":"2006-01-31T07:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-31T11:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1182"},"modified":"2006-01-31T07:14:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-31T11:14:00","slug":"dont-go-swimming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1182","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Go Swimming&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stallonezone.com\/z013106springer_banner.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stallonezone.com\/z013106springer_banner.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">                 Don&#8217;t go swimming if you don&#8217;t want to get wet.<\/b>               <\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial;\">It never fails to amaze me when people know that if they take                  a particular course of action that the end result is going to                  displease them, and yet they take that course of action. Shouldn&#8217;t                  that be the definition of insanity?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial;\">If people from the <b>Jerry Springer <\/b>show call and invite                  you on as a guest, the <u><b>ONLY<\/b><\/u> logical response should                  be<b> &#8220;No.&#8221;<\/b> <\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial;\">Everyone who has ever seen <u>even one<\/u> episode of <b>Springer<\/b>                  knows that guests aren&#8217;t going to be treated as guests and more                  than likely are going to be repeatedly insulted and even physically                  attacked. <b>EVERYONE KNOWS THIS<\/b>&#8230; and yet, <b>Springer<\/b>                  continues to find people who are willing to show up and learn                  [along with millions of strangers] some personal secret that is                  guaranteed to shock, hurt and embarrass them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial;\">&#8220;Yeah <b>Craig<\/b>,&#8221; you say, &#8220;but the people                  who appear on <b>Springer<\/b> are uneducated folks who don&#8217;t know                  better.&#8221; Ok then, what about the folks who go on the <b>Dr.                  Phil<\/b> show, or any of the<b> &#8220;reality&#8221; court <\/b>shows.                  They know that they&#8217;re going to come off looking foolish, but                  still they line up to be guests.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial;\">I guess they want to get wet.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t go swimming if you don&#8217;t want to get wet. It never fails to amaze me when people know that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}