{"id":1220,"date":"2006-04-09T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-09T14:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1220"},"modified":"2006-04-09T10:51:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-09T14:51:00","slug":"put-down-your-drink-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1220","title":{"rendered":"Put Down Your Drink Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stallonezone.com\/z040906spade.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stallonezone.com\/z040906spade.gif\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Although I&#8217;m not a huge <\/span><strong style=\"font-family: arial;\">David Spade <\/strong><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">fan, I was glad that I wasn&#8217;t drinking anything when I read that he said:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-family: arial;\"><p>&#8220;A spokesperson for <strong>Michael Jackson <\/strong>announced the pop star&#8217;s<br \/><strong>2,600-acre ranch <\/strong>will be closed. Now that the ranch is over <strong>15<br \/>years old<\/strong>, <strong>Jackson<\/strong> isn&#8217;t attracted to it anymore.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">I&#8217;m afraid if I had been drinking something, I&#8217;d have sprayed.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although I&#8217;m not a huge David Spade fan, I was glad that I wasn&#8217;t drinking anything when I read that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}