{"id":1719,"date":"2008-02-02T16:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-02T20:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1719"},"modified":"2008-02-02T16:08:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-02T20:08:00","slug":"drive-through-bartle-doo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1719","title":{"rendered":"Drive-Through Bartle Doo"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/R6TN0AktMKI\/AAAAAAAAA_g\/Di7XgxNZ6qk\/s1600-h\/z020208bartledoo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/R6TN0AktMKI\/AAAAAAAAA_g\/Di7XgxNZ6qk\/s400\/z020208bartledoo.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162477366264279202\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">There was a time [probably when I was in junior high] that I would have thought that <a style=\"color: rgb(204, 0, 0);\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dN2g_EselXM&amp;NR=1\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">THIS<\/span><\/a> was really funny.  I&#8217;m much more mature now.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a time [probably when I was in junior high] that I would have thought that THIS was really<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}