{"id":1735,"date":"2008-02-17T15:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-17T19:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2008-02-17T15:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-17T19:42:00","slug":"abbott-tanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1735","title":{"rendered":"Abbott Tanks"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/R7iOPEID-JI\/AAAAAAAABBo\/LBTj5JHKtuA\/s1600-h\/z021708kimbo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/R7iOPEID-JI\/AAAAAAAABBo\/LBTj5JHKtuA\/s400\/z021708kimbo.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168036961864382610\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Kimbo Slice<\/span> knocked out <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tank Abbott<\/span> last night in about <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">43 seconds<\/span> of the very <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">first round<\/span>.  You can see the fight on<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> Youtube<\/span>  for free.  I don&#8217;t think that anyone was surprised by the outcome.  Not even <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tank<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>It probably would have ended sooner, but the ref pulled <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Kimbo<\/span> off <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tank<\/span> after <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Kimbo<\/span> repeatedly punched <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tank<\/span> in the back of the head after the first knockdown.  The ref walked<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> Kimbo<\/span> to the other side of the cage and allowed <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tank<\/span> to stand up and regain some composure.  Then when the ref started to allow them to fight again, <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Kimbo&#8217;s mouthpiece<\/span> was found in the center of the ring and the ref once again held up the action.  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Kimbo<\/span> threw his mouthpiece into the crowd and the fight was again started.   <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Three more quick knockdowns<\/span> followed and the fight was stopped.<\/p>\n<p>So what did this fight prove?  Not much.  Maybe two things:  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">1]  Kimbo<\/span> can put fans in the seats.  The <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">7,000 seat arena was sold out<\/span> and the place went crazy when <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Kimbo<\/span> entered.  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> 2] <\/span> When <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Rick Flair <\/span>retires from professional wrestling <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tank Abbott<\/span> can take his place because he definitely has<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> Flair&#8217;s patented &#8220;front fall&#8221;<\/span> down pat.<\/p>\n<p>Until <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Kimbo<\/span> fights a ranked fighter, we&#8217;re really not going to know how good he is or how good he can be.  My guess is that <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Ken Shamrock<\/span> [as old as he is] would have given him a much better fight.  I&#8217;d really like to see <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Kimbo<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> enter the cage with <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Brock Lesner<\/span>.  I&#8217;d even pay money to see that.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kimbo Slice knocked out Tank Abbott last night in about 43 seconds of the very first round. You can see<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mma"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}