{"id":1826,"date":"2008-05-27T19:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T23:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1826"},"modified":"2021-03-14T10:10:15","modified_gmt":"2021-03-14T14:10:15","slug":"will-it-blend-aka-dont-blend-me-bro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1826","title":{"rendered":"Will It Blend? aka Don&#8217;t Blend Me, Bro!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/SDyXT07P6JI\/AAAAAAAABPU\/6kdLHFVHuAQ\/s1600-h\/z052708willitblend.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205201636213909650\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/SDyXT07P6JI\/AAAAAAAABPU\/6kdLHFVHuAQ\/s400\/z052708willitblend.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">This dude has created <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">a blender<\/span> that <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">will blend anything<\/span>. I mean anything. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Golf Balls<\/span>? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MC8Zvl-8ziA\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Check<\/span><\/a>. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Marbles<\/span>? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3OmpnfL5PCw\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Check<\/span><\/a>. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Magnets<\/span>? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Ax2BOCoVDJk\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Check<\/span><\/a>. A <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">baseball<\/span>? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bFkYKKVuGbk\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Check<\/span><\/a>. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Chuck Norris<\/span>? <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=T0ImibHwYqU\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Well&#8230; almost anything<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">. [Thanks to <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Mike<\/span> for the tip!]<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This dude has created a blender that will blend anything. I mean anything. Golf Balls? Check. Marbles? Check. Magnets? Check.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1826"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25825,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions\/25825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}