{"id":1921,"date":"2008-07-31T19:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T23:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1921"},"modified":"2008-07-31T19:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-31T23:25:00","slug":"keepin-the-zone-clean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1921","title":{"rendered":"Keepin&#8217; the ZONE Clean"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/SJJJ8pru5OI\/AAAAAAAABc8\/PnTlGSsUGjY\/s1600-h\/z073108cuss_meter.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/SJJJ8pru5OI\/AAAAAAAABc8\/PnTlGSsUGjY\/s320\/z073108cuss_meter.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229323423660827874\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">My guess is that if it wasn&#8217;t for talking about <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&#8220;Hellboy&#8221;<\/span> the<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> ZONE<\/span> would have had a <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">0% rating<\/span> on the <a style=\"color: rgb(204, 0, 0);\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oneplusyou.com\/q\/v\/blog_cuss\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Cuss-O-Meter<\/span><\/a>.  That&#8217;s right folks, we are family-friendly here at the <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">ZONE<\/span>!  I wouldn&#8217;t want <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Verta<\/span>, <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Granny<\/span>  or <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Pa<\/span> checking in and finding words to upset &#8217;em.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My guess is that if it wasn&#8217;t for talking about &#8220;Hellboy&#8221; the ZONE would have had a 0% rating on<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}