{"id":1932,"date":"2008-08-08T11:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T15:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1932"},"modified":"2021-03-14T21:41:41","modified_gmt":"2021-03-15T01:41:41","slug":"two-dollar-sly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=1932","title":{"rendered":"Two Dollar Sly"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/SJxkwo81n_I\/AAAAAAAABfU\/vpjPO3vLasw\/s1600-h\/z081108draw_anything.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232167653886762994\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/SJxkwo81n_I\/AAAAAAAABfU\/vpjPO3vLasw\/s400\/z081108draw_anything.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">You read the cartoon right. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">DJ Coffman<\/span> will draw anything for <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">two bucks<\/span>. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">TWO BUCKS<\/span>&#8230; <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">twenty dimes<\/span>&#8230; <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">200 pennies<\/span>&#8230;<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">anything<\/span>&#8230; <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">ANYTHING<\/span>! Well&#8230; almost anything, that is. He had to draw the line at <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&#8220;R&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> rated<\/span> content. Can you imagine some of the requests that must have been pouring in before he put into place the<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> &#8220;R&#8221; restriction<\/span>? Yuck!<\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">The way it works is you type in your e-mail request and then Paypal <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">DJ<\/span> the two bucks. He then drops your request in line and you wait your turn. It&#8217;s funny seeing not only what people request, but how <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">DJ<\/span> handles them. Some of my favorites include: <\/span><em>Kwip Triumphant<span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;\">; <\/span>Jurassic Park Meets Iron Man<span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;\">; <\/span>Dr. Horrible Performing Singing in the Rain<span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;\">; <\/span>Three Ronnie Gardockis<span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;\">; <\/span>Dean Martin Ogling Bettie Page and Tura Satana<span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;\">; <\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">and<\/span> A Silverfish<span style=\"font-family: arial;\">. The most clever is <\/span>Tiny URL. <span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Yeah, <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I ordered one<\/span>. You should too. <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">One bit of warning if you plan to head over and cruise through the drawings: not all are in good taste and not all are appropriate for all ages! <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You read the cartoon right. DJ Coffman will draw anything for two bucks. 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