{"id":2038,"date":"2008-10-22T05:50:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T09:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2038"},"modified":"2008-10-22T05:50:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-22T09:50:00","slug":"jack-lord-aint-got-nothin-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2038","title":{"rendered":"Jack Lord Ain&#8217;t Got Nothin&#8217; on Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/SP3g4fsWj-I\/AAAAAAAACKs\/j20O74ZogDc\/s1600-h\/Z102208bday.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/SP3g4fsWj-I\/AAAAAAAACKs\/j20O74ZogDc\/s400\/Z102208bday.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259607201023430626\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Today&#8217;s my birthday.  It&#8217;s a milestone.  My 50th.  The Big Five-Oh.<\/p>\n<p>Normally, I would write something like I don&#8217;t feel fifty years old [I don&#8217;t], or that you&#8217;re only as old as you feel [a cliche that I believe] or that age is just a number [another cliche], but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll resort to that today.<\/p>\n<p>Instead I think I&#8217;ll just show some maturity and say, &#8220;Hey!! Where are my presents???&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s my birthday. It&#8217;s a milestone. My 50th. The Big Five-Oh. Normally, I would write something like I don&#8217;t feel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}