{"id":2126,"date":"2007-12-06T18:08:36","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T22:08:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2126"},"modified":"2008-12-23T15:22:27","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T19:22:27","slug":"wanna-hear-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2126","title":{"rendered":"Wanna Hear a Joke?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Here’s three…<\/span><\/p>\n

1] <\/span> <\/span>A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells “You should have been here at 8:30!” he replies: “Why? What happened at 8:30?”<\/span><\/p>\n

2] <\/span> <\/span> Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “This taste funny to you?” <\/span><\/p>\n

And finally…<\/span><\/p>\n

3] <\/span> <\/span> A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.<\/span><\/div>\n
\n

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” <\/span><\/p>\n

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?” <\/span><\/p>\n

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”<\/span><\/p>\n

—–<\/span><\/p>\n

OK… let’s hear yours.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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