{"id":22692,"date":"2019-10-02T05:00:50","date_gmt":"2019-10-02T09:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=22692"},"modified":"2019-10-01T18:28:28","modified_gmt":"2019-10-01T22:28:28","slug":"extremely-spooky-two-sentence-horror-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=22692","title":{"rendered":"Extremely Spooky Two-Sentence Horror Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2019\/z100219twosentence_horrorstories.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cheezburger.com presents <a href=\"https:\/\/cheezburger.com\/9382405\/extremely-spooky-two-sentence-horror-stories?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+failblog+%28The+FAIL+Blog+-+Fail+Pictures+%26+Videos+at+Failblog.ORG%29\">Extremely Spooky Two-Sentence Horror Stories<\/a>.&nbsp; Here&#8217;s three of my favorites, then click over and enjoy the rest!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;We&#8217;ll find the source of that smell,&#8221; I assured the homeowner as I knelt down and wedged myself into the crawlspace.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But just as I saw a very familiar looking uniform and the gray of long-dead flesh, I heard the floorboards being hammered back into place.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>I was only six years old when my poor Grandpa was diagnosed with amnesia and he thought I was a stranger.<\/p>\n<p>Then he invited me in the back of his van for some candy&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>I lost my job as a waiter.<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t it my job to serve people?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cheezburger.com presents Extremely Spooky Two-Sentence Horror Stories.&nbsp; Here&#8217;s three of my favorites, then click over and enjoy the rest! &#8220;We&#8217;ll<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22692"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22694,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22692\/revisions\/22694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}