{"id":22811,"date":"2019-11-02T18:52:15","date_gmt":"2019-11-02T22:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=22811"},"modified":"2019-11-02T18:52:20","modified_gmt":"2019-11-02T22:52:20","slug":"more-two-sentence-horror-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=22811","title":{"rendered":"More Two Sentence Horror Stories!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2019\/z110219twosentence_horrorstories.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0Cheezburger.com is back with <a href=\"https:\/\/cheezburger.com\/9597957\/two-sentence-horror-stories-that-are-as-fast-as-they-are-spooky?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+failblog+%28The+FAIL+Blog+-+Fail+Pictures+%26+Videos+at+Failblog.ORG%29\">More Two Sentence Horror Stories<\/a>.\u00a0 I love these and here are three of my favs from the new batch&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Two eyes peered at me through the darkness, then disappeared again.<br \/>\n&#8220;No, no survivors down here,&#8221; I heard the rescue searcher say.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Hey,&#8221; my wife said, looking at the police sketch of the suspected killer, &#8220;that looks just like your dad.&#8221;<br \/>\nI was just disappointed that they made me look so old.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Stop shaking David, it&#8217;s just minor surgery&#8221; said the doctor as I laid on the operating table.<br \/>\nI thought he just forgot my name until I saw his nametag.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Cheezburger.com is back with More Two Sentence Horror Stories.\u00a0 I love these and here are three of my favs from<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22812,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22811\/revisions\/22812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}