{"id":23431,"date":"2020-04-09T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-09T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=23431"},"modified":"2020-04-05T15:06:07","modified_gmt":"2020-04-05T19:06:07","slug":"scariest-two-sentence-horror-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=23431","title":{"rendered":"Scariest Two Sentence Horror Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2020\/z040920scariest_2sentencehorror.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Two Sentence Horror Stories are pretty popular.\u00a0 Here are three of the best from <a href=\"https:\/\/cheezburger.com\/11053573\/two-sentence-horror-stories-that-expedited-the-fear?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+failblog+%28The+FAIL+Blog+-+Fail+Pictures+%26+Videos+at+Failblog.ORG%29\">a batch of the best<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s been almost a decade since I last saw my mother.<br \/>\nAnd she still reminds me everyday that if I misbehave she&#8217;ll take my hearing too.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>I gazed into his adoring eyes as I watched him take every bite with such enjoyment.<br \/>\nI waited for the poison to kick in, but was caught off guard by his evil grin as I sipped my wine.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>For my last wish,\u00a0 I wished for my dad to be alive again.<br \/>\nI stood atop his grave and smiled, imagining him screaming and clawing at his coffin lid as he did the previous two times I wished him back.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Sentence Horror Stories are pretty popular.\u00a0 Here are three of the best from a batch of the best&#8230; It&#8217;s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23432,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23431\/revisions\/23432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}