{"id":2582,"date":"2008-12-09T17:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T21:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2582"},"modified":"2021-03-15T11:13:19","modified_gmt":"2021-03-15T15:13:19","slug":"big-beattys-bailout-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2582","title":{"rendered":"Big Beatty&#8217;s Bailout"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/ST7fO9cWl9I\/AAAAAAAACSU\/VCYMs4NIbmM\/s1600-h\/z120908beatty_bailout.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277901261429446610\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_aatuWUTj6ic\/ST7fO9cWl9I\/AAAAAAAACSU\/VCYMs4NIbmM\/s400\/z120908beatty_bailout.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">We&#8217;ve been hearing a lot of talk about <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">bailouts<\/span> lately. [Lord knows I could use one. Bet you could too.] <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Barack <\/span><\/span><span id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\" class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\" style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;\">Obama<\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"> is proposing a <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">bailout<\/span>. So is <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">President Bush<\/span>. The problem with both of their proposals is that <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">politics gets in the way<\/span>, slows things down and gums up the works.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m happy to say that the third fellow pictured above is proposing <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">a different kind of bailout<\/span>. His name is <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">John Beatty<\/span> and he&#8217;s proposing a <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Christmas Bailout<\/span> that is <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">guranteed to help those the bailout is for<\/span> [namely <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">John<\/span> and his family] <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">PLUS<\/span> it offers <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">something back<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">to<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">those doing the bailing<\/span> [Namely <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">a sweet comission<\/span> at a<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> really decent price<\/span> AS WELL AS a <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">free sketchbook<\/span> should your piece be included]. You can <del><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">read the full details here<\/span>.<\/del><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Man, if only our country&#8217;s economic woes could be solved so quickly and with everyone coming out a winnah!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve been hearing a lot of talk about bailouts lately. [Lord knows I could use one. Bet you could too.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2582"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25929,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2582\/revisions\/25929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}