{"id":2740,"date":"2009-01-21T17:55:13","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T21:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2740"},"modified":"2009-01-21T17:55:13","modified_gmt":"2009-01-21T21:55:13","slug":"time-for-a-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2740","title":{"rendered":"Time for a Laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;\">A first grade girl  handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.<\/span><\/span><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2009\/z012109laugh.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<div>\n<div>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;\">After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the  next day with the following note:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;\">Dear  Ms. Barnes,<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;\">I  want to be very clear on my child&#8217;s illustration.\u00a0 It is NOT of me on a dance  pole on a stage in a strip joint.\u00a0 I work at Home Depot and had commented to my  daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.\u00a0 This photo is of me  selling a shovel.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"><\/span><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;\">Mrs. Fife<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment. After it was graded and the child<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2741,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2740\/revisions\/2741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}