{"id":2848,"date":"2009-02-23T18:14:50","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T22:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2848"},"modified":"2009-02-25T17:20:05","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T21:20:05","slug":"a-duck-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2848","title":{"rendered":"A Duck Walks Into A Bar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2009\/z022309joke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"171\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A duck walks into a bar. And he says to the bartender &#8220;Got any grapes?&#8221; The bartender says &#8220;No, I don\u2019t have any grapes.&#8221; The duck walks out, sorely disappointed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So the next day, he walks back into the bar, asks the same question, gets the same answer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The day after, he walks back into the bar, and again, asks the bartender, &#8220;Do you have any grapes?&#8221; The bartender, having still not figured out why this duck seems to think he may have some grapes, says to the duck, &#8220;No, and if you come back in here tomorrow and ask me if I have any grapes, I will nail your bill to the bar!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The duck frowns, turns around, and walks out of the bar. So the next day, the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender &#8220;Got any nails?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The bartender says, &#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So the duck says, &#8220;Got any grapes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">[A raised bill to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neatorama.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Neatorama.com<\/strong><\/a> for the link]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A duck walks into a bar. And he says to the bartender &#8220;Got any grapes?&#8221; The bartender says &#8220;No, I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2848"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39927,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2848\/revisions\/39927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}