{"id":2959,"date":"2009-03-22T12:47:08","date_gmt":"2009-03-22T16:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2959"},"modified":"2009-03-22T12:47:08","modified_gmt":"2009-03-22T16:47:08","slug":"talk-like-william-shatner-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=2959","title":{"rendered":"Talk Like William Shatner Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2009\/z032209shatner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"418\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Today is <strong>William Shatner&#8217;s birthday<\/strong>.\u00a0 He&#8217;s <strong>78<\/strong>.\u00a0 Wow.\u00a0 Hard to believe that <strong>Captain James T. Kirk<\/strong> is pushing <strong>80<\/strong>.\u00a0 <strong>Denny Crane<\/strong>, yes; <strong>Captain Kirk<\/strong>, nope, not possible.\u00a0 But it is.<\/p>\n<p>So in honor of the <strong>Shat&#8217;s birthday<\/strong>, I suggest we all participate in the first annual <strong>TALK LIKE WILLIAM SHATNER DAY<\/strong>!\u00a0 Not to worry, here are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_fJOaqsBXAc&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aintitcool.com%2Fnode%2F40518&amp;feature=player_embedded\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>instructions on how to talk just like Willam Shatner<\/strong><\/a>.\u00a0 Once you&#8217;ve listened and learned, jump right in.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and&#8230; Happy&#8230; Birthday! [SHORT INHALE and SHARP BREATH] Mr. Shatner!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is William Shatner&#8217;s birthday.\u00a0 He&#8217;s 78.\u00a0 Wow.\u00a0 Hard to believe that Captain James T. Kirk is pushing 80.\u00a0 Denny<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[17,63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebs","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2959"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2960,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959\/revisions\/2960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}