{"id":29708,"date":"2022-05-14T09:44:17","date_gmt":"2022-05-14T13:44:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=29708"},"modified":"2022-05-14T09:44:17","modified_gmt":"2022-05-14T13:44:17","slug":"the-horde-2016-z-view","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=29708","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Horde&#8221; (2016) \/ Z-View"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2022\/z051422zview_thehorde.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"760\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>The Horde <\/strong><\/em>(2016)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Director:\u00a0 <strong>Jared Cohn<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Screenplay:\u00a0 <strong>Paul Logan<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Starring:\u00a0 <strong>Paul Logan<\/strong><strong>, Tiffany Brouwer, Sydney Sweeney, Nestor Serrano, Vernon Wells, Bill Moseley, Costas Mandylor, Thomas Ochoa <\/strong>and <strong>Don Wilson.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tagline: <em>Fight back or die.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The Overview:\u00a0 Beware of Spoilers\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">John Crenshaw (Logan), an ex-Navy SEAL accompanies his girlfriend (Brouwer) and some of her photography students into the deep woods for a class assignment.\u00a0 When the group is attacked by a family of inbred mutants, it will be up to Crenshaw to save them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>The Horde<\/em> wants badly to be\u00a0 <em>Rambo<\/em> Meets<em> The Hills Have Eyes<\/em>.\u00a0 That would seem to be an achievable goal.\u00a0 They&#8217;ve got a star who is believable when it comes to fight scenes.\u00a0 They have several actors known for their work in horror films.\u00a0 The plot is simple.\u00a0 It takes place in the woods at night; sets shouldn&#8217;t be a problem.\u00a0 So what went wrong?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Everything is so bad.\u00a0 Navy SEAL tough guy at a loss for words with his girl because he&#8217;s so in love.\u00a0 Spoiled, rich student who insults everyone, but is still part of the group.\u00a0 Two students in the back seat who make-out for the entire hours long trip to the deep woods &#8212; with their teacher fully aware.\u00a0 A female student falling for one of the male students on the trip and casually discussing sexual advice with her teacher.\u00a0 \u00a0They&#8217;ve been driving for hours and in the background it looks like they are still in the neighborhood.\u00a0 The dialogue is terrible.\u00a0 The acting only slightly better.\u00a0 (Thomas Ochoa is the exception &#8212; he is funny\/irritating\/believable as the spoiled rich brat.)<\/p>\n<p>Fans of low-budget horror\/action may like <em>The Horde<\/em>.\u00a0 It just wasn&#8217;t for me.\u00a0 The Horde rates 1 of 5 stars<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/logo\/zview_f.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2022\/z051422zview_thehorde2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"276\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Horde (2016) Director:\u00a0 Jared Cohn Screenplay:\u00a0 Paul Logan Starring:\u00a0 Paul Logan, Tiffany Brouwer, Sydney Sweeney, Nestor Serrano, Vernon Wells,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,53,54,74],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebs","category-horror","category-movies","category-z-view"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29709,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29708\/revisions\/29709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}