{"id":3030,"date":"2009-04-11T12:31:49","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T16:31:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=3030"},"modified":"2014-08-31T14:23:37","modified_gmt":"2014-08-31T18:23:37","slug":"be-careful-how-you-say-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=3030","title":{"rendered":"Be Careful How You Say It!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The first vanity plate<\/strong> that I can remember seeing in person was “Smooth1.”<\/strong> It belonged to my buddy’s sister.\u00a0 At that time, about 30 years ago<\/strong>, vanity plates<\/strong> were pretty rare.\u00a0\u00a0 These days they’re fairly common and most are along the lines of — “Gr8 1”<\/strong>—\u00a0 “2Fast4U”<\/strong> — “I C U 8 1 2.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sometimes people like to slip in profanity<\/strong> or double entendres<\/strong> and so states have to carefully review all vanity plate<\/strong> requests.\u00a0 Unfortunately for Kelly Coffman-Lee<\/strong> her request for a Colorado vanity plate was denied<\/strong>.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Coffman-Lee<\/strong> is a vegan<\/strong> who loves tofu<\/strong>.\u00a0 She covers her car with bumper stickers promoting her lifestyle and decided to take it to the next level and get a personalized plate<\/strong>.\u00a0 Her request to have the message “I LOVE TOFU<\/strong>” was denied because to fit the plate it would read “ILVTOFU.”<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The first vanity plate that I can remember seeing in person was “Smooth1.” It belonged to my buddy’s sister.\u00a0 At<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3030"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10589,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3030\/revisions\/10589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}