{"id":3355,"date":"2009-08-05T19:57:55","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T23:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=3355"},"modified":"2009-08-05T19:57:55","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T23:57:55","slug":"the-vampires-assistant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=3355","title":{"rendered":"The Vampire&#8217;s Assistant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2009\/z080409vamp_asst.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"356\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You know, if someone had asked me about <strong>&#8220;The Vampire&#8217;s Assisstant&#8221;<\/strong> before I saw <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MJL2wP1GagI\" target=\"_blank\">the trailer<\/a><\/strong>, I&#8217;d have said it&#8217;s based on a book geared to teenagers and will probably do well with the younger teenage crowd&#8230; and no, I have no desire to read the book or see the movie.<\/p>\n<p>After seeing <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MJL2wP1GagI\" target=\"_blank\">the trailer<\/a><\/strong>, and I still can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m about to write this, <strong>&#8220;The Vampire&#8217;s Assisstant&#8221; <\/strong>looks kind of interesting and fun. \u00a0Am I wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, if someone had asked me about &#8220;The Vampire&#8217;s Assisstant&#8221; before I saw the trailer, I&#8217;d have said it&#8217;s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[53,63,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror","category-humor","category-movies","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3356,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3355\/revisions\/3356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}