{"id":38473,"date":"2025-12-23T09:16:05","date_gmt":"2025-12-23T14:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=38473"},"modified":"2025-12-23T09:16:19","modified_gmt":"2025-12-23T14:16:19","slug":"goran-parlov-santas-new-helper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=38473","title":{"rendered":"Goran Parlov – Santa’s New Helper!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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He sees you when you’re sleeping.\u00a0 He knows when you’re awake.\u00a0 He’s knows if you’ve been bad or good…<\/p>\n

Santa is sending a helper to see the really bad folks this year.<\/p>\n

Source: Goran Parlov<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He sees you when you’re sleeping.\u00a0 He knows when you’re awake.\u00a0 He’s knows if you’ve been bad or good… Santa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,51,63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-crime","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38474,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38473\/revisions\/38474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}