{"id":3881,"date":"2009-12-16T17:23:38","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T21:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=3881"},"modified":"2021-03-15T11:12:45","modified_gmt":"2021-03-15T15:12:45","slug":"stay-out-of-the-doghouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=3881","title":{"rendered":"Stay Out of the Doghouse!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><\/strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2009\/z121609doghouse.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"289\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s less than two weeks until <strong>Christmas<\/strong>.\u00a0 I know most of the guys reading this haven&#8217;t yet bought their <strong>wife, girlfriend or significant other<\/strong> their <strong>Christmas<\/strong> present.\u00a0 Admit it fellas, some of us haven&#8217;t even started thinking about what to get them&#8230; and there&#8217;s probably one or two of you reading this now going, &#8220;Wow!\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t realize <strong>Christmas <\/strong>was this month!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m going to help you.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SecVCh9dg4I&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Watch this funny video.<\/strong><\/a> Pay close attention.\u00a0 <strong>Stay out of the doghouse!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to <strong>John Beatty<\/strong> for passing me the link!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s less than two weeks until Christmas.\u00a0 I know most of the guys reading this haven&#8217;t yet bought their wife,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3881"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25897,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3881\/revisions\/25897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}