{"id":4395,"date":"2010-05-06T01:48:56","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T05:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=4395"},"modified":"2010-05-02T17:54:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-02T21:54:28","slug":"sucked-in-by-a-commercial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=4395","title":{"rendered":"Sucked in by a Commercial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><\/strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2010\/z050610lamp_commercial.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"309\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have to admit that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dBqhIVyfsRg&amp;feature=player_embedded\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>this commercial<\/strong><\/a> got me.\u00a0 If you&#8217;ve got <strong>60 seconds<\/strong> to spare, you can see if it gets you too.\u00a0 [And no, it&#8217;s not one of those where a scary face jumps out screaming at ya.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to admit that this commercial got me.\u00a0 If you&#8217;ve got 60 seconds to spare, you can see if<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4395"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4396,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395\/revisions\/4396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}