{"id":4944,"date":"2010-10-30T01:32:58","date_gmt":"2010-10-30T05:32:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=4944"},"modified":"2023-02-22T18:40:58","modified_gmt":"2023-02-22T23:40:58","slug":"faster-needs-to-come-uh-faster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=4944","title":{"rendered":"Faster Needs to Come, uh, Faster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2010\/z10302010faster.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"273\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?s=faster\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>I can&#8217;t wait to see <em>Faster<\/em><\/strong><\/a>.\u00a0 It needs to get here, uh, faster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t wait to see Faster.\u00a0 It needs to get here, uh, faster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[51,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-movies","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4944"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32087,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4944\/revisions\/32087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}