{"id":5049,"date":"2010-12-15T18:57:23","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T22:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=5049"},"modified":"2010-12-15T19:09:01","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T23:09:01","slug":"present-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=5049","title":{"rendered":"Present Face"},"content":{"rendered":"

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What’s so funny about the song “Present Face” by Garfunkle and Oates<\/strong><\/a>, is that you know you’ve had a “present face”<\/strong> at one time or another.\u00a0 I know I have. [Via Miss Cellania<\/strong><\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What’s so funny about the song “Present Face” by Garfunkle and Oates, is that you know you’ve had a “present<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63,64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-music","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5049"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5051,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049\/revisions\/5051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}