{"id":755,"date":"2003-02-10T19:42:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-10T23:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=755"},"modified":"2003-02-10T19:42:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-10T23:42:00","slug":"dude-youre-not-getting-a-cell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=755","title":{"rendered":"&quot;Dude, You&#8217;re NOT Getting a Cell!&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stallonezone.com\/021003steven.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stallonezone.com\/021003steven.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">BENJAMIN CURTIS<\/b><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">, 22, the wise-cracking &#8220;<\/span><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">Steven<\/b><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">&#8221;                        in <\/span><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">Dell<\/b><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">&#8216;s &#8220;Dude, yer gettin&#8217; a <\/span><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">Dell<\/b><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">&#8221;                        commercials, was arrested for marijuana possession. He was                        charged with criminal and unlawful possession of marijuana,                        misdemeanor charges that carry possible jail sentences of                        up to three months.<\/span>                                          <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">At his arraignment on Monday afternoon, Judge Ellen Coin                        adjourned the case for one year. Charges could be dismissed                        if <b>CURTIS<\/b> stays out of trouble for the next 12 months.                      <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BENJAMIN CURTIS, 22, the wise-cracking &#8220;Steven&#8221; in Dell&#8216;s &#8220;Dude, yer gettin&#8217; a Dell&#8221; commercials, was arrested for marijuana possession. He<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebs","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}