{"id":782,"date":"2003-05-21T18:02:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-21T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=782"},"modified":"2003-05-21T18:02:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-21T22:02:00","slug":"youve-got-to-be-kidding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=782","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ve Got to Be Kidding!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Residents from <strong>West Virginia<\/strong> and <strong>Kentucky <\/strong>have <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong>taken their protest<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong> <\/strong>of the planned reality show<strong> &#8220;The Real Beverly Hillbillies&#8221;<\/strong> to <strong>CBS<\/strong>. The new show, a takeoff of <strong>&#8220;The Beverly Hillbillies,&#8221;<\/strong> would pay an <strong>Appalachian family<\/strong> up to<strong> $500,000<\/strong> to live for a year in a <strong>Hollywood <\/strong>mansion. If they want to avoid the publicity, they can come to <strong>Florida <\/strong>and choose my family. We&#8217;ll even do it for a lot less.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">A <strong>German ambulanceman<\/strong> has been <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong>arrested for robbing patients<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong> as they lay helpless<\/strong> <strong>en route to hospital<\/strong>, police say. Police in the Bavarian capital of Munich became suspicious after several patients reported thefts. And I thought insurance companies were a rip-off. <\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">A <strong>federal appeals court<\/strong> has<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong> tossed out the armed bank robbery conviction<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> of a <strong>Los Angeles man<\/strong> after finding that &#8212; while <strong>he admitted being armed and robbing the <\/strong>bank &#8212; he did not mean to show his gun to a teller while demanding money. That is insane. He was carrying a weapon while he robbed the bank, but it wasn&#8217;t armed robbery? <\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong>If you&#8217;re going to sell marijuana, you probably shouldn&#8217;t try to sell it to the sheriff. <\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong>Mahnomen County Sheriff Brad Athman<\/strong> said Tuesday he was motorcycling while off-duty over the weekend when a youth tried to sell him marijuana \u2014 not once, but twice \u2014 on the main street. Maybe the kid can get off by saying he didn&#8217;t mean for the Sheriff to see the pot!<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Residents from West Virginia and Kentucky have taken their protest of the planned reality show &#8220;The Real Beverly Hillbillies&#8221; to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trivia","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}