{"id":785,"date":"2003-05-26T00:10:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-26T04:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=785"},"modified":"2003-05-26T00:10:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-26T04:10:00","slug":"no-tv-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=785","title":{"rendered":"No TV &amp; More"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Don&#8217;t you just hate this in-between time for <strong>tv seasons<\/strong>? No new epsiodes of <strong>&#8220;Alias,&#8221; Boston Public,&#8221; &#8220;24,&#8221; &#8220;The Shield,&#8221; &#8220;West Wing,&#8221;<\/strong> or <strong>&#8220;ER.&#8221;<\/strong> At least I can look forward to new episodes of <strong>&#8220;Lucky&#8221;<\/strong> and <strong>&#8220;The World Series of Poker.&#8221;<\/strong> <\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong>Stephen Glover<\/strong> aka <strong>Steve-O<\/strong> of <strong>MTV&#8217;s &#8220;Jackass&#8221;<\/strong> admitted in a <strong>Swedish court<\/strong> that he had drugs in his hotel room. &#8220;I had an ecstasy pill in my bag and I smoked marijuana in the hotel room. I admit to both of those crimes,&#8221; <strong>Steve-O<\/strong> said but claimed he was joking about swallowing a condom filled with marijuana and hashish.<strong> Jackass indeed!<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">A <strong>judge <\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong>overturned a convicted murderer&#8217;s death sentence<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> because jurors consulted Biblical passages such as an &#8220;eye for an eye&#8221; during death-penalty deliberations. Would there have been a conviction if they had read &#8220;turn the other cheek?&#8221; <\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">A <strong>philosophy student<\/strong> <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong>took her virginity off the auction block<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> after an anonymous benefactor lent her the tuition money she lacked. &#8220;To give or not to give -THAT is the question.&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong>Spiders have infested a county jail<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> in northeast <strong>Arkansas<\/strong>, biting at least 15 inmates and confounding the exterminator. Confounding the exterminator? &#8220;Uh warden, I&#8217;m a bit confused&#8230; those little buggers are too fast for a needle and they won&#8217;t sit in the chair! What am I to do?&#8221; <\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><strong>Meow Mix chief executive officer Richard Thompson <\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">is recovering<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> \u2014 with his sense of humor intact \u2014 after being <strong>bitten by a Rottweiler<\/strong>. &#8220;Talk about turning the other cheek.&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t you just hate this in-between time for tv seasons? 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