{"id":8079,"date":"2013-04-09T01:35:47","date_gmt":"2013-04-09T05:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=8079"},"modified":"2013-04-09T05:44:53","modified_gmt":"2013-04-09T09:44:53","slug":"can-tonto-save-the-new-lone-ranger-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=8079","title":{"rendered":"Can Tonto Save the New Lone Ranger?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2013\/z040913depp_tonto.png\" width=\"500\" height=\"741\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong>Although I like this character poster of <strong>Johnny Depp<\/strong> as <strong>Tonto<\/strong>, I wonder how the movie, <em><strong>The Lone Ranger<\/strong><\/em> is going to do at the <strong>box office<\/strong>. \u00a0My guess is it will either do<strong> really well<\/strong> or <strong>bomb<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">In other words, I have no clue.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">Fans of the traditional <strong>Lone Ranger <\/strong>(you know, folks old enough to remember the<strong> Clayton Moore<\/strong> and <strong>Jay\u00a0Silverheels<em>\u00a0Lone Ranger<\/em><\/strong> from the <strong>50s tv\u00a0series<\/strong>) will probably stay away. \u00a0Of course if you&#8217;re old enough to remember the <strong>tv series<\/strong>, you&#8217;re probably <strong>not the demographic<\/strong> the movie is aiming for.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">The question then becomes will <strong>Depp&#8217;s<\/strong> <em><strong>Pirate of the Caribbean<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0fans show up?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">But wait&#8230; is <strong>Johnny Depp<\/strong> the only selling point to this movie? \u00a0What about <strong>Armie Hammer<\/strong>\u00a0who is starring as <em><strong>The Lone Ranger<\/strong><\/em>?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">Let me put it to you like this, I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s <em><strong>Hammer Time<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">If <strong>Depp&#8217;s fans<\/strong> don&#8217;t show up, the box office for <em><strong>The Lone Ranger<\/strong><\/em> will limp off in a cloud of dust with a weak, &#8220;Hi &#8211; No Silver, the Box Office It Got AWAY!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although I like this character poster of Johnny Depp as Tonto, I wonder how the movie, The Lone Ranger is<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,54,50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebs","category-movies","category-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8079"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8085,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8079\/revisions\/8085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}