{"id":878,"date":"2004-01-04T10:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-04T14:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=878"},"modified":"2004-01-04T10:06:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-04T14:06:00","slug":"britney-off-the-market","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=878","title":{"rendered":"Britney Off the Market"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/010404britney.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 100px;\" src=\"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/010404britney.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">T<span style=\"font-family:arial;\">he crying that you hear is from single guys around the world&#8230;<\/span><\/span><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">Britney Spears<\/b><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> married her childhood friend<\/span><a style=\"font-family: arial;\" href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;cid=638&amp;amp;amp;ncid=762&#038;e=1&amp;u=\/nm\/20040104\/en_nm\/people_spears_dc\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">, <\/span><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">Jason Alexander<\/b><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> at the  <\/span><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">Little White Wedding Chapel<\/b><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> on the <\/span><b style=\"font-family: arial;\">Las Vegas<\/b><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> strip early  yesterday. <\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\"> <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">While I&#8217;m sure<b> Seinfield<\/b> jokes will abound, the fact that  <b>Britney<\/b> got married is not. <\/p>\n<div style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\"> <\/div>\n<p style=\"font-family: arial; text-align: justify;\">And that somehow seems as surprising as <b>&#8220;The Crocodile Hunter&#8221; <\/b>holding  his one month old in his arm as he went in to feed a huge croc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The crying that you hear is from single guys around the world&#8230;Britney Spears married her childhood friend, Jason Alexander at<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebs","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=878"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18588,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878\/revisions\/18588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}