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“Long Distance” (2024) starring Naomi Scott & Anthony Ramos / Z-View

Long Distance (2024)

Director:  Josh Gordon, Will Speck

Screenplay:  Spenser Cohen

Stars: Anthony Ramos, Naomi Scott, Kristofer Hivju and Zachary Quinto

Tagline: None.

The Plot…

A spaceship carrying off-world miners is hit by asteroid.  As the ship begins to explode, escape pods are jettisoned.  One carrying Andy lands on a nearby planet.  Andy has a small air supply and his AI-equipped spacesuit.  When radioing for other survivors, Andy hears back from only one.  Her name is Naomi and she’s trapped in her escape pod.

Andy sets out to free her unaware of the creatures and dangerous terrain ahead.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Long Distance starts with a literal bang.

Although Naomi Scott gets top billing, she doesn’t appear on screen until about halfway through the movie.

Zachary Quinto voices Andy’s spacesuit AI.

Long Distance (2024) rates 3 of 5 stars

“The Pickup” (2025) starring Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, Eva Longoria and Keke Palmer / Z-View

The Pickup (2025)

Director:  Tim Story

Screenplay:  Matt Mider, Kevin Burrows

Stars: Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, Keke Palmer, Jack Kesy, Ismael Cruz Cordova, Eva Longoria, Jef Holbrook, Enoch King, Nelson Bonilla, Joe Anoa’i (aka Roman Reigns), Ray Murphy Jr., Keith Adams,  Regina Ting Chen, Marshawn Lynch and Andrew Dice Clay. 

Tagline: They’re armed but she’s dangerous.

The Plot…

Russell Pierce, an armored car driver nearing retirement, cannot wait to finish his day.  He’s got dinner plans with his wife for a celebration.  When Russell learns his driving partner for the day is the crazy rookie, Travis Stolly, Russell hopes for an easy route.

But that’s not to be.

Instead their given a long drive through a radio dead zone.  And they’ll be carrying millions.

Of course as soon as they hit the dead zone, a trio of well armed thieves make their move.

Russell is going to be a little late.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

I was hoping for better.  But I have to say Keke Palmer is easy on the eyes.

The Pickup (2025) rates 2 of 5 stars

“Capricorn One” written & directed by Peter Hyams; starring Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Brenda Vaccaro, Sam Waterston, O.J. Simpson, Hal Holbrook, Karen Black & Telly Savalas / Z-View

Capricorn One (1978)

Director:  Peter Hyams

Screenplay:  Peter Hyams

Stars: Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Brenda Vaccaro, Sam Waterston, O.J. Simpson, Hal Holbrook, Karen Black, David Huddleston, David Doyle, Lee Bryant, Denise Nicholas, Robert Walden,  James Sikking, Alan Fudge, James Karen, Barbara Bosson and Telly Savalas. 

Tagline: Would you be shocked to find out that the greatest moment of our recent history may not have happened at all?

The Plot…

Capricorn One is set to be the first manned mission to Mars.  Mission Commander Charles Brubaker will be joined by Peter Willis and John Walker.  Just minutes before liftoff, the crew is secretly taken out of the capsule and driven to a remote desert military base.

In the meantime the launch proceeds as normal.  The world as well as mission control believe the crew is onboard.

The Capricorn One crew is met by NASA head Dr. James Kelloway.  Kelloway explains that it was recently discovered that Capricorn One’s life support system contained a fatal flaw. Had the crew been sent up, they would have died in route to Mars.

There was too much riding on the mission to cancel. A contingent of politicians already felt that the money to support the Mars mission and other NASA projects could be better spent elsewhere.  If Capricorn One failed, all funding would be cut off.  Private contractors and powerful politicians would lose billions.

So a secret plan was developed.  The mission to Mars would continue. The crew would perform their scheduled activities from a soundstage.  The audio/video would be sent via relays to appear that it was coming from Capricorn One. Very few people in the world would know.

Charles Brubaker isn’t buying it.  He believes that the public would understand. Peter and John agree.  They don’t want to fake the trip.  Funding need not be lost.  Kelloway says that powerful people aren’t willing to take the chance.  If Charles, Peter and John don’t agree to play along, not only are their lives in danger, but so are the lives of their families.

Reluctantly Charles, Peter and John agree to the charade.  Secretly Charles informs Peter and John when they return and their families are safe, he is going to come clean.

All goes well on Capricorn One’s trip to Mars.  The crew’s videos have everyone fooled.  The return flight to Earth is by the book.  Then on re-entry, the ship’s heat shield fails.  The ship explodes.  The crew could not survive.

Meanwhile back at the remote military base, Charles, Peter and John realize if they are thought to have died on the mission, there is no way that they can ever be seen again alive.

Miles from nowhere… in the middle of a desert… unsure where the closest city is, the three begin a run for their lives.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

NASA provided mock-up spacecraft, sets, vehicles and other technical assistance.

Capricorn One was the most successful independently produced movie of 1977.

Writer/director Peter Hyams wanted Robert Hooks or Bernie Casey for the role that went to O.J. Simpson. Simpson was the producers’ choice and they wouldn’t budge.

Peter Hyams also wrote and directed Outland (1981).  The corporation Con Amalgamate appears in both films.  In Capricorn One, it is the company that cut corners and made the faulty life-support system. In Outland, it is the corporation that runs mining on Io.

The scenes of the crop duster with Brubaker hanging on to the wing as it is chased by two military helicopters works!

Stunt pilot, Frank Tallman, said that the scenes with the crop duster chased by two military helicopters and all flying low to the ground through zig-zagging canyons was the most dangerous flying he ever did.

There were two different novelizations written for Capricorn One.  Each had a different author. Ron Goulart wrote the version published in the United States. Bernard Ross’ (aka Ken Follett!) take was published in the United Kingdom.  The U.K. version puts more emphasis on the reporter than the U.S. novel.

Capricorn One‘s two stars, Elliott Gould and James Brolin were both married to the same woman in real life.  Gould was married to Barbra Streisand from 1963 to 1971. Brolin married Streisand in 1998.

Capricorn One is my favorite film written by Peter Hyams.  It is also my favorite film directed by Peter Hyams.  It also features my favorite Elliott Gould performance.

Capricorn One is under-rated.

Capricorn One (1978) rates 5 of 5 stars

Jack Carter & John Wick Share a Drink by Marc Lapierre!

Every year the Cartoon Art Museum does a fundraiser.  Artists take on commissions with the funds raised going to support the Museum.  It’s a great cause supported by exceptional artists who share their talents in an effort to support the Museum.

This year one of the two artists I commissioned was Marc Lapierre. As you can see, I asked for Stallone from Get Carter and Keanu Reeves as John Wick.  Not only did Lapierre create an amazing drawing but added a captions for an unexpected payoff. Awesome job.  Click on the photo above to see a biggie-sized version.

I cannot thank Marc Lapierre enough for this sweet addition to my Stallone art collection.

Sly Stallone is Robert Rath, Antonio Banderas is Miguel Baine & Julianne Moore is Electra in “Assassins” by Tariq Hasson!

I had never seen Tariq Hasson‘s art before.  He was doing sketches at HeroesCon 2006 and I liked the results.  Luckily I was able to get on Tariq’s sketch list.  Tariq chose to draw Robert Rath from Assassins.  What was even cooler was Tariq decided to add Miguel Bain (Antonio Banderas) and Electra (Julianne Moore) as well.

“Madea’s Destination Wedding” (2025) written, directed by and starring Tyler Perry / Z-View

Madea’s Destination Wedding (2025)

Director:  Tyler Perry

Screenplay: Tyler Perry

Stars: Tyler Perry, Cassi Davis, David Mann, Tamela J. Mann, Diamond White, Xavier Smalls, Bree Shannon and Rocky Myers.

Tagline: Hellur from Bahamas.

The Plot…

Madea, the immediate family and a couple of friends are invited to a quicky wedding for Madea’s grandniece, Tiffany.  All expenses paid.

Tiffany’s dad, Brian, is concerned since he just met the groom-to-be, Xavier.  Xavier is arrogant and immature.  Worse still, Brian has been put in a position where he feels he needs to foot the entire wedding bill.  As if that weren’t enough, Tiffany wants a destination wedding at an expensive resort in the Bahamas.

Brian suggests that Tiffany not rush into things.  Tiffany’s mom appears to want the wedding even more than Tiffany.

There are a number of mishaps getting ready for the trip.  But when Madea and the family arrive at the resort they start living it up.  Then Madea discovers something that could change everything.

If anyone has a reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.  Madea isn’t one to hold her peace.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Tyler Perry writes, directs and stars (playing three characters) in Madea’s Destination Wedding.  This is the first Madea film where Perry doesn’t use make-up.  Instead he used digital technology to erase his beard and change his face.

Madea’s Destination Wedding is the 13th in the series!

Madea’s Destination Wedding (2025) rates 2 of 5 stars

“The Amateur” (2025) starring Rami Malek and Laurence Fishburne / Z-View

The Amateur (2025)

Director:  James Hawes

Screenplay: Ken Nolan, Gary Spinelli; based on THE AMATEUR by Robert Littell

Stars: Rami Malek, Laurence Fishburne, Rachel Brosnahan, Evan Milton, Nick Mills, Adrian Martinez, David Mills, Holt McCallany, Julianne Nicholson, Joseph Millson, Marc Rissmann, Danny Sapani and Jon Bernthal.

Tagline: Don’t underestimate him.

The Plot…

Charlie Heller is a small, mild-mannered C.I.A. analyst.  Charlie’s wife is killed by terrorists. Her murder was totally random and in no way related to Charlie’s job.  Charlie is devastated.

Then he comes up with a plan.

Charlie wants to be trained as a C.I.A. operative.  Specifically a hit man. Once Charlie is trained he plans to kill every terrorist involved in his wife’s execution.  Charlie’s bosses at the company don’t think that Charlie could ever be prepared enough.  He lacks the killer instinct.

They’re are severely underestimating him.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Robert Littell is a journalist and novelist.  He wrote the screenplay for The Amateur which was made into the 1981 film starring John Savage.  Littell then adapted his screenplay into a novel. The 2025 is based on both.

In most films where the star’s wife/girlfriend is killed, the main emotion is anger.  Here we get a true feeling of sadness and despair.

Rami Malek is excellent.  He is supported by very talented co-stars that include Laurence Fishburne, Rachel Brosnahan, Holt McCallany, Danny Sapani and Jon Bernthal.  Kudos also to director James Hawes.

The Amateur is one of my favorite movies of the year.

The Amateur (2025) rates 5 of 5 stars

Sly Stallone as Johnny Kovak from “F.I.S.T.” by Tony Harris!

Getting on Tony Harris‘ commission list wasn’t easy.  It filled up fast and actually took more than a couple of conventions to make it.  But when I did, Tony came through with a winner.  As you can see above, Tony opted to draw Sly Stallone as Johnny Kovak from the very underrated film, F.I.S.T..  What a knockout!  I love this piece as much today as the day I got it.

 

“Hard Boiled” (1992) directed by John Woo; starring Chow Yun-Fat / Z-View

Hard Boiled (1992)

Director:  John Woo

Screenplay: Gordon Chan, Barry Wong; story John Woo

Stars: Chow Yun-Fat, Tony Leung Chiu-wai.

Tagline: As a cop, he has brains, brawn, and an instinct to kill.

The Plot…

Hong Kong Police Inspectors “Tequila” Yuen and his partner Inspector Benny Mak are watching gun smugglers during an exchange.  When a rival gang shows up a shootout takes place.  Several gangsters, civilians and Benny Mak are killed in the battle.

Tequila vows revenge.  Tequila learns that Alan, one of the gang leader’s most trusted killers,  is an undercover agent.  Tequila reaches out to Alan and proposes that they work together to bring the gangsters down.

They’re going to need a lot of bullets.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

The famous scene where Chow Yun-Fat does the “staircase slide” while firing was improvised on the set.

The hospital gun battle runs a good thirty minutes including one three minute single take scene.

When first released and for many years after, Hard Boiled was considered the apex action film.

Hard Boiled (1992) rates 4 of 5 stars

Jack Carter – “You’re the bad brother, remember?” by Craig Hamilton!

I can’t tell you how excited I was to get this piece from Craig Hamilton. Craig is a true “artist’s artist.” I had the pleasure of spending most of a Heroes Con 2004 seated next to Craig (I was hanging out with my best bud, John Beatty).  All weekend Craig was sketching and interacting with fans. It’s always cool when someone whose art you admire turns out to be as nice as the work they produce.

I love that Craig came up with a reflective shot of Jack Carter.  In the movie there is this exchange between Cyrus Paice and Carter…

Cyrus Paice: Wait a minute, Jack. All of a sudden you care? All of a sudden, what are you, some fuckin’ goodguy? Hmm? Hey, you’re the bad brother, remember?

Jack Carter: I know who I am.

Carter is a Vegas enforcer… a thug.  He knows the choices he made have brought him to this point.

“Devil’s Advocate” starring Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino and Charlize Theron / Z-View

Devil’s Advocate (1997)

Director:  Taylor Hackford

Screenplay: Jonathan Lemkin, Tony Gilroy; based on THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE by Andrew Neiderman

Stars: Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, Charlize Theron, Jeffrey Jones, Judith Ivey, Connie Nielsen, Tamara Tunie, Ruben Santiago-Hudson, Debra Monk, Vyto Ruginis, Laura Harrington, Pamela Gray, George Wyner, Chris Bauer, Heather Matarazzo, Leo Burmester and Craig T. Nelson.

Tagline: The newest attorney at the world’s most powerful law firm has never lost a case. But he’s about to lose his soul.

The Plot…

Kevin Lomax is a young, newly married hotshot lawyer.  Kevin has never lost a case.  That could change when Kevin comes to realize his client, a teacher, accused of molesting a student, is a guilty pervert.  Kevin considers his options.  He could excuse himself from the case.  He could not do his best and allow his client to be found guilty.  Kevin makes a decision.  He brings the young girl to the witness stand and destroys her credibility.  His client gets off and Kevin’s undefeated streak is intact.

When John Milton’s big time New York City law firm offers Kevin a job, he is surprised… and interested.  Taking the position would mean uprooting his wife and moving from a small suburban home to the big city.  He’d get a lot more money and prestige, but have less time for his wife.  There’d be temptations that would be hard to resist.

But it’s not like he’d be selling his soul.  Right?

Court is in session!

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Keanu Reeves accepted a lower salary in order that there was enough money in the budget to get Al Pacino.  When Pacino learned of this, he donated to charity the same amount that Reeves lowered his pay.

The boxing match that takes place in the film was an actual title fight between Roy Jones Jr. and Bryant Bannon.  Jones won by a second round TKO.

Keanu Reeves turned down Speed 2: Cruise Control but chose to make Devil’s Advocate instead.

In the last scene of the film Al Pacino looks into the camera breaking the fourth wall and speaks his last line.  I love it.

Devil’s Advocate (1997) rates 4 of 5 stars

Sly Stallone is Rocky by Paul Gulacy!

Sly Stallone is Rocky by Paul Gulacy!

Back in the late 70s to 1983, I bought and sold original comic art and sketches.  My favorite series at the time was Master of Kung Fu by Doug Moench and Paul Gulacy.   I loved Gulacy’s art.

It was so cool to discover Paul was as nice a person as he was great as an artist.  We’d talk on the phone from time to time.  I commissioned Paul to draw Sly Stallone as Rocky Balboa and this is the end result.  It was a dream come true for this Gulacy / Stallone fan.

When I graduated college, I sold my original art collection except for one piece.  You guessed it, this one.  When I started collecting sketches again a few decades later, I opted for a Stallone character theme.  So, it is true to say, this was the piece that started it all for me.

“Stuber” (2019) starring Dave Bautista & Kumail Namjiani / Z-View

Stuber (2019)

Director:  Michael Dowse

Screenplay: Tripper Clancy

Stars: Dave Bautista, Kumail Nanjiani, Mira Sorvino, Natalie Morales, Iko Uwais, Betty Gilpin, Karen Gillan, Steve Howey, Rene Moran, Amin Joseph and Christine Horn.

Tagline: Saving the day takes a pair

The Plot…

Six months ago L.A. Detective Vic Manning’s partner was killed by Oka Tedjo, a notorious drug kingpin.  Vic blames himself.  He lost his glasses in pursuit and was seconds late to his partner being gunned down.

Vic decides to get eye surgery so he won’t need glasses.  The operation was a success, but it will be a few days before Vic’s vision returns to normal.  The time off will do him good.  But when one of his informants gives Vic info on the location of Oka Tedjo, Vic knows he can’t wait.

Vic’s nearly blind,  so he calls an Uber to take him to killer’s location.  Stu, a timid man, shows up.  One thing leads to another a Stu finds himself partner to a nearly blind cop on a mission to catch a killer.

The meter is running!

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani had fun chemistry.  It was nice seeing Mira Sorvino.  Bautista gives a funny performance as a nearly blind cop.  Stuber is a much better film than expected.

Stuber (2019) rates 3 of 5 stars

Sly Stallone as Deke DaSilva from “Nighthawks” by Andrew Charipar!

Andrew Charipar is a Florida artist that I met going to conventions throughout the state.  Andrew was always friendly.  Getting a sketch at any show Andrew attended was mandatory.

In addition to his work as an artist, Andrew owns and manages Misfit Corner Comics in Jacksonville, Florida.

Here we have Andrew’s take on Sly Stallone as Deke DaSilva from Nighthawks!