Category: Crime

“Master Gardener” from writer/director Paul Schrader, starring Joel Edgerton, Sigourney Weaver & Quintessa Swindell – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

I like the looks of Master Gardener from Paul Schrader, Joel Edgerton, Sigourney Weaver & Quintessa Swindell.

Directed by Academy Award® nominee Paul Schrader based on his original screenplay, MASTER GARDENER follows Narvel Roth (award-winner Joel Edgerton), the meticulous horticulturist of Gracewood Gardens. He is as much devoted to tending the grounds of this beautiful and historic estate, to pandering to his employer, the wealthy dowager Mrs. Haverhill (three-time Academy Award® nominee Sigourney Weaver). When Mrs. Haverhill demands that he take on her wayward and troubled great-niece Maya (Quintessa Swindell) as a new apprentice, chaos enters Narvel’s spartan existence, unlocking dark secrets from a buried violent past that threaten them all.

In theaters May 19. Directed by Paul Schrader
Starring Joel Edgerton, Sigourney Weaver and Quintessa Swindell

“Florida Man” – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

Deal me in!

Under the sun. Under the gun. Discover the mystery behind the meme in FLORIDA MAN, a new Netflix limited series from creator Donald Todd (Ugly Betty, This Is Us) that follows a struggling ex-cop (Edgar Ramírez) forced to return to his home state of Florida to find a Philly mobster’s runaway girlfriend. What should be a quick gig becomes a wildly spiraling journey into buried family secrets, and an increasingly futile attempt to do the right thing in a place where so much is wrong.

Also starring Abbey Lee, Anthony LaPaglia, Otmara Marrero, Lex Scott Davis, Emory Cohen, Clark Gregg, Isaiah Johnson, Paul Schneider and Lauren Buglioli.

“I Saw the Devil” (2010) / Z-View

I Saw the Devil (2010)

Director: Jee-woon Kim

Writer: Park Hoon-jung (screenplay), Jee-woon Kim (adaptation)

Stars: Lee Byung-hun, Choi Min-sik 

Tagline: To Catch A Monster He Must Become One

The Plot…

When a serial killer murders a government agent’s pregnant wife, the agent captures, tortures and then releases the killer.  The agent then captures, tortures and releases the killer again.  How long will this go on before one murders the other?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

I Saw the Devil is well directed.  Jee-woon Kim is an excellent director.  He creates shots that are impressive and scenes that produce tension, fear and humor as needed.  The two leads are very good.  Where it goes off the rails for me is with the story and the gore.

The film loses me when the agent releases the serial killer after torturing him.  The serial killer then attacks a girl.  The agent stops him, but not before the killer has sexually assaulted the young woman.  The agent beats the killer and then releases him yet again.  The killer then attacks another woman. And the agent stops him mid-attack.  Rinse and repeat.  The agent could have saved these women from ever being molested.  It’d be one thing if the killer was taken in and escaped to attack women.  To have the agent release him so the agent could capture and torture him again is just stupid… and sick.

Speaking of sick, I Saw the Devil contains many gory scenes.  It wallows in scenes of torture.  While some movie fans enjoy graphic depictions of abuse, I’m not one.  The agent’s final plan to end the serial killer’s life involved a scene worthy of the Saw franchise.  The killer is beheaded when the killer’s elderly parents and his young son open a door.  The killer’s head rolls to sit in front of his little boy and his parents.  How sick is that?  Too sick for my taste.  Keep in mind that I Saw the Devil has earned high ratings on IMDb as well as many awards.  Your mileage may vary greatly from mine on this one.

I Saw the Devil (2010) rates 2 of 5 stars.

“Dig” (2022) starring Thomas Jane and Emile Hirsch / Z-View

Dig (2022)

Director: K. Asher Levin

Writer: Banipal and Benhur Ablakhad

Stars: Thomas Jane, Liana Liberato, Harlow Jane, Emile Hirsch, Michael Vincent Berry and Diego Romero.

Tagline:  None.

The Plot…

Scott Brennan (Jane) is a single parent raising Jane (Harlow Jane) his deaf, angry daughter.  She’s angry because Scott’s temper in a road rage incident accidentally caused her deafness and worse still, the death of her mother.  When Scott is offered $30,000 for a weekend home demolition, the money is too good to pass up.  He brings Jane along to assist with the job.  They drive to the remote location and start work.

That’s when a psycho (Hirsch) and his homicidal girlfriend (Liberato) take Scott and Jane hostage.  There’s something buried in the backyard that the couple need to have dug up before Monday morning.  Scott knows when they recover the item he and his daughter are dead.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

I’m a Thomas Jane fan, but Emile Hirsch is the scene stealer in Dig.  I was surprised to learn that the actress who plays Jane’s kid, is in fact his real life daughter.  Patricia Arquette is her mother.

The plot is interesting and there’s a nice mystery as to what needs to be dug up.  Unfortunately some stupid things the characters do (both the crazy couple as well as Scott and his daughter) take the enjoyment level down a few notches.  Still, Dig isn’t a bad way to pass an hour and a half.

Dig (2022) rates 3 of 5 stars.

BECOMING THE BOOGEYMAN by Richard Chizmar is Coming!

Becoming the Boogeyman by Richard Chizmar is the sequel to his best-seller Chasing the Boogeyman.  Here’s the lowdown…

The terrifying sequel to the acclaimed New York Times and USA TODAY bestselling novel Chasing the Boogeyman, which was hailed as “genuinely chilling and something brand-new and exciting” (Stephen King) and “unforgettable” (Harlan Coben).

A riveting, haunting sequel to the New York Times bestselling thriller Chasing the Boogeyman—a tale of obsession and the adulation of evil, exploring modern society’s true-crime obsession with unflinching honesty, sparing no one from the glare of the spotlight. Will those involved walk away from the story of a lifetime in order to keep their loved ones safe? Or will they once again be drawn into a killer’s web? As the story draws to its shattering conclusion, only one person holds all the answers—and he just may be the most terrifying monster of them all.

It drops on October 11, 2023.  Pre-orders are available now.

“One Ranger” starring Thomas Jane, Dominque Tripper, John Malkovich and Dean Jagger – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

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One Ranger starring Thomas Jane, Dominque Tripper, John Malkovich and Dean Jagger checks all the right boxes.  Deal me in.

British Intelligence meets Texas Justice in this white-knuckle action-thriller. A gunslinging Texas ranger (Thomas Jane) tracks a bank robber (Dean Jagger) across the desert— only to discover he’s an international terrorist set on detonating a bomb in the heart of London. When the lawman’s partner is killed, he is drawn into partnership with a British intelligence agent (Dominique Tipper) and her boss (John Malkovich) to bring the outlaw to justice — dead or alive.

One Ranger – Watch trailer now! In Select Theaters, on Digital, and on Demand May 5th. Starring Thomas Jane (“The Expanse,” The Punisher, Boogie Nights), John Malkovich (Mindcage, Red, In The Line of Fire), Dominique Tipper (“The Expanse”), and Dean Jagger (“Warrior,” “See”).

“One Day As a Lion” starring Scott Caan, Frank Grillo & J.K. Simmons – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

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One Day as a Lion looks to be a fun ride.  Scott Caan wrote the screenplay and is joined by Frank Grillo, J.K. Simmons and Virginia Madsen.

Jackie Powers (Scott Caan) is a nice guy but a lousy hitman sent to take out a crafty debtor (J.K. Simmons) Jackie only pisses him off. Fleeing the scene Jackie takes bored waitress Lola as a hostage. Jackie needs money to get his son out of jail Lola cooks up a scheme for them to get cash from her dying mother (Virginia Madsen). Meanwhile, a thug sent to kill him is sleeping with Jackie’s ex. Also starring Frank Grillo, this crime comedy is a witty homage to Tarantino and the Coen brothers.

Scripted by Scott Caan and directed by John Swab, One Day As a Lion will be available in select theaters on April 4, 2023, and On Digital and On Demand on April 7, 2023.

“The Last Lullaby” (2008) starring Tom Sizemore / Z-View

The Last Lullaby (2008)

Director:  Jeffrey Goodman

Writer:  Peter Biegen, Max Allan Collins

Stars: Tom Sizemore, Sasha Alexander, Sprague Grayden, Bill Smitrovich, Ray McKinnon and Jerry Hardin

Tagline: There comes a time in your life when you want to be exactly who you are.

The Plot…

Price (Sizemore) is a retired hitman bored with his new life.  When a high-priced contract with a tight completion date falls into his lap, Price takes it.  The target is pretty, small-town librarian named Sarah (Alexander).  One night as Price is watching her, Sarah is attacked.  Price saves her.  One thing leads to another, and soon Price is falling for his mark.  As the deadline approaches Price will need to make a decision.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Price is based on Max Allan Collins’ hitman Quarry.  Collins has written several novels featuring this character.

Tom Sizemore was such a talented actor.

Ray McKinnon is billed as Ominous Figure and he is!  I wish that they had done more with him.  McKinnon is so good at being creepy.

Sprague Grayden has a small role.  I always like her film/tv appearances and this is no exception.

The Last Lullaby (2008) rates 3 of 5 stars.

CAIN by Walter Hill, Mike Benson, Beni R. Lobel, Jordi Escuin Llorach & Frank Cvetkovic is Coming!

CAIN coming from Dark Horse this November sounds very interesting.

Legendary filmmaker Walter Hill and award-winning television and comic writer Mike Benson bring their neo-noir thriller to Dark Horse

Dark Horse is proud to team up with film legend Walter Hill and award-winning television and comic writer Mike Benson to present Cain, a thrilling neo-noir tale of a blind hitman operating in the gritty world filled with crime and violence. Hill and Benson are joined by interior artist Beni R. Lobel, colorist Jordi Escuin Llorach and letterer Frank Cvetkovic, with Lobel also providing the cover art for this original graphic novel.

Meet Cain, born blind, but with a unique ability to sense the world around him. Raised from birth by a rogue CIA agent, he’s grown into a borderline alcoholic and sex addict who travels the globe, living off the grid and taking out gangsters, deviants, and corrupt politicians—all while engaging in his own hedonistic pursuits as a hitman.

Cain is a thrilling and mysterious neo-noir tale of a blind professional hitman, operating within a relentless underworld environment of criminal violence, sex, betrayal, and death.

CAIN: Once you’re in the dark – I’m the boss.

“The Jade Mask” (1945) starring Sidney Toler & Mantan Moreland / Z-View

The Jade Mask (1945)

Director:  Phil Rosen

Writer: George Callahan based on characters created by Earl Derr Biggers

Stars: Sidney Toler, Mantan Moreland, Edwin Luke, Frank Reicher, Janet Warren, Cyril Delevanti, Edith Evanson and Edith Evanson

Tagline:  A MYSTERY MANSION…Where death lurks in every dark corner and a mad genius runs loose!

The Plot…

Charlie Chan (Toler), aided by his #4 son Edwin and Birmingham Brown (Mooreland) are called in to solve a case where an eccentric scientist was killed in his spooky old mansion while hosting a dinner party.  As it turns out the scientist wasn’t well liked.  Everyone in attendance had motive to kill him!

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

The Jade Mask has all the elements you’d want in a Charlie Chan mystery.  An unusual murder.  Plenty of viable suspects.  Charlie Chan’s humorous pearls of wisdom.  A spooky mansion with hidden passageways and wall panels.  Mantan Mooreland!

This is the first and only appearance of Chan’s #4 son Edwin, played by Edwin Luke, the real-life younger brother of Keye Luke who played Chan’s #1 son in previous films.

The addition of the old country sheriff’s interactions with Chan provides humor.

The Jade Mask earns 3 of 5 stars.

“The Shanghai Cobra” (1945) starring Sidney Toler & Mantan Moreland / Z-View

The Shanghai Cobra (1945)

Director:  Phil Karlson

Writer: George Callahan, George Wallace Sayre based on characters created by Earl Derr Biggers

Stars: Sidney Toler, Mantan Moreland, Benson Fong, Janet Warren, Gene Roth, James Flavin, George Chandler  and Cyril Delevanti

Tagline:  Charlie Chan at his best in his most thrilling adventure!

The Plot…

Charlie Chan (Toler) is brought in to work on a case where cobra venom is used as a murder weapon.  Chan solved a case ten years prior, but the alleged murderer’s face was badly burned in his escape.  Because of plastic surgery Chan won’t be able to recognize him from the several suspects he’s watching.  As Charlie Chan closes in on the killer, his #3 son Tommy (Fong) and Birmingham (Moreland) follow leads of their own.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

A highlight is Mantan and Fong performing a bit explaining how they received a traffic ticket. “You said, ‘No, you turn here.” “No, I said, no u-turn here.”

Charlie Chan has his usual (humorous) pearls of wisdom including when his son says, “Pop, I want to talk to you as man to man” and Chan responds with, “I am ready, but you still have few years to go.”

The Shanghai Cobra earns 3 of 5 stars.

13 Authors Whose Deaths Were Stranger Than Fiction!

Lorna Wallace at Mental Floss posted 13 Authors Whose Deaths Were Stranger Than Fiction.  It’s worth a read.  My guess is you’ll be surprised to read about the author who died because…

  • of a toothpick
  • an eagle dropped a tortoise on his head
  • he died laughing (two authors!)
  • your choice: murder, flu, a brain tumor, rabies, or cooping
  • his hotel room wasn’t cleaned well enough
  • he chose snow over salt
  • and more…

“The Raven” (2012) starring John Cusack, Alice Eve, Luke Evans and Brendan Gleeson / Z-View

The Raven (2012)

Director:  James McTeigue

Writer: Ben Livingston, Hannah Shakespeare

Stars: John Cusack, Alice Eve, Luke Evans, Brendan Gleeson, Kevin McNally, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Jimmy Yuill, Sam Hazeldine, Pam Ferris, Dave Legeno  and Michael Shannon

Tagline:  The only one who can stop a serial killer is the man who inspired him.

The Plot…

When a serial killer uses methods from Edgar Allan Poe stories to dispatch his victims, Detective Fields (Evans) reluctantly turns to Poe (Cusak) for help.  This only inspires the demented killer to up the ante by kidnapping Poe’s  fiancée and setting a timeline for her murder.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Edgar Allan Poe may have been an insufferable alcoholic, but to make an insufferable alcoholic the sympathetic hero of a movie is a tall order.  I did like how the ending aligns with real-life events in Poe’s life.

Luke Evans and Brendan Gleeson are welcome additions in any movie and they shine in The Raven.

My favorite scene is the night of the party when a masked rider (the killer?) enters the ballroom on horseback.

Had the movie centered on Detective Fields a sequel would have been very cool since the final scenes seem to set it up.

The Raven (2012) earns 3 of 5 stars.

O.J. Simpson: Blood, Lies & Murder (2023) / Z-View

O.J. Simpson: Blood, Lies & Murder (2023)

Stars: Tom Lange, Rod Englert, Kato Kaelin, Allan Park, O.J. Simpson

Tagline: None.

Synopsis…

O.J. Simpson: Blood, Lies & Murder revisits the trial of the century.  It explores evidence collected (some which wasn’t used in the trial) at the murder scene as well as OJ’s house and features current interviews with Tom Lange, Rod Englert, Kato Kaelin and Allan Park.

Tom Lange was the lead detective investigating the murders of Nicole Kidman and Ron Goldman. Lange kept a personal case journal which is shared for the first time.   Rod Englert is a Crime Scene Reconstructionist.  He’s an expert in blood splatter and able to use evidence from murder scenes to determine how the killings took place. Kato Kaelin was a material witness who lived in OJ’s guest house.  Allan Park was the limo driver who took OJ to the airport the night of the murders.

The murders are discussed in detail.  Graphic crime scene photos are shown.  There is a recreation of the murders, based on the evidence collected.  The prosecution and defense strategies are discussed.  Evidence that didn’t make it into the trial is shared.  The “not guilty” verdict is discussed and reasons the jury went that way.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

I cannot stress enough how disturbing the crime scene photos are.  O.J. Simpson: Blood, Lies & Murder doesn’t shy away from sharing them in order for viewers to understand the brutality and overkill of the murderer.  This documentary is not for the squeamish.  I had mixed feelings about the use of the photos.  Without them viewers have a sanitized version of the crime.  Seeing them and the brutality involved is tough.

I remember when I heard that OJ was a suspect in the double murder case which involved his wife.  Like many Americans, I didn’t believe OJ, the great athlete and movie star, would do such a thing.  Then there was the slow speed chase, followed by the trial.  I watched with interest every day.  The twists and turns were unbelievable.  So was the verdict… at least for many.

The prosecution made terrible decisions along the way, while the defense seemed to make every “right” choice.  After watching  O.J. Simpson: Blood, Lies & Murder, OJ’s guilt seems so obvious.  Then again, I didn’t buy in to the conspiracy theories at the time of the trial.

O.J. Simpson: Blood, Lies & Murder earns 4 of 5 stars.

RIP: Robert Blake

Robert Blake, the actor, writer and producer, died on March 9, 2023, from heart disease.  He was 89.  Robert Blake was born Michael James Vincenzo Gubitosi.  In many of his early roles he was billed as Mickey Gubitosi.

Robert Blake began acting professionally when he was just a child.  He was cast in 40 of The Little Rascals/Our Gang shorts.  In 1942, he took the stage name Bobby Blake.  Mr. Blake played Little Beaver in 23 films in The Red Ryder franchise.  As a child Robert Blake also appeared in The Big Noise with Laurel and Hardy and The Treasure of Sierra Madre with Humphrey Bogart.

Robert Blake said that his childhood was an unhappy one.  He was sexually and physically abused by his parents. At school he was bullied and got into many fights.  At one point he ran away from home.  Robert Blake was drafted into the Army.  When he got out he couldn’t find work and developed a drug addiction.  He focused on acting classes, and got his life back on track.  He would work on television and in feature films for the remainder of his career.

Some of Robert Blake’s feature film appearances include: The Big Noise; The Horn Blows at Midnight; The Treasure of Sierra Madre; Pork Chop Hill; PT 109; The Greatest Story Ever Told; This Property is Condemned; In Cold Blood; Tell Them Willie Boy is Here; Electra Glide in Blue; Coast to Coast, Money Train and Lost Highway.

Some of Robert Blake’s television appearances include: The Cisco Kid (2 episodes); The Roy Rogers Show; Broken Arrow (3 episodes); One Step Beyond; Bat Masterson; Naked City (2 episodes); Wagon Train; Laramie; Ben Casey; Have Gun – Will Travel (3 episodes); The Richard Boone Show (25 episodes); Rawhide (2 episodes); The FBI (2 episodes); Baretta (82 episodes); Of Mice and Men; Blood Feud and Hell Town (tv movie and 9 episodes) and Heart of a Champion.

Robert Blake was nominated for four Primetime Emmy Awards as an Outstanding Lead Actor, winning in 1975 for his role in Baretta.

Sadly in 1999, Blake met and became involved with Bonnie Lee Blakely.  She had nine previous marriages.  Robert Blake became her tenth husband the following year.  On May 4, 2001, the couple went to dinner. As they prepared to leave, Mr. Blake said that he realized he accidentally left his pistol in the restaurant.  He went in to get it and Ms. Blakely waited in the car.  When he returned to the vehicle, Ms. Blakely was dead, the result of a gunshot to the head.  On April 22, 2002, Blake was charged for the murder of Ms. Blakely.  On March 16, 2005, Blake was found not guilty of murder.  Ms. Blakely’s children sued in civil court and won a judgment of $30 million, which was later reduced to $15 million.  After this Robert Blake filed for bankruptcy and stayed out of the public eye for the remainder of his life.

I was a major Robert Blake fan.  My favorite of his many roles was as Baretta.  He made the series must-see tv.  He is most famous for his role in Cold Blood, but fans shouldn’t sleep on Electra Glide in Blue.  Any time Robert Blake was a guest on a tv talk show, you could be sure it was worth a view.  Mr. Blake was witty, and projected a this is me, this is what you get vibe.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Robert Blake’s family, friends and fans.