Category: Movies

“Fast & Furious 6” Featurette


I’m a fan of the original Fast & Furious.  I thought Fast 5 was even better.

So I was pretty excited to hear that they were bringing back the whole team for Fast & Furious 6.  Yep, they even brought back The Rock and Michelle Rodriguez.  I guess the only thing that I’d have liked better is if Fast & Furious 6 had a Stallone cameo and room for Rosario Dawson.

Below is the just released featurette for Fast & Furious 6.  Be advised that there are minor spoilers.

 

 

Z-View: “Sharkey’s Machine”


The Movie: Sharkey’s Machine

The Pitch: “Dirty Harry goes to Atlanta.”

The Tagline:  “Burt is Sharky. Nobody leans on Sharky’s Machine!”

The Story: Tom Sharky is a narcotics cop demoted to vice after a botched drug bust results in a citizen being shot.  Sharkey discovers a plot involving murders and a high level politician being manipulated by a crime boss.  Sharkey pulls together a team of quirky cops, but as the bodies pile up find they are in over their heads.

The Screenplay: Gerald DiPego from the novel by William Diehl

The Director: Burt Reynolds

The Cast: Burt Reynolds, Vittorio Gassman, Brian Keith, Charles Durning, Earl Holliman, Bernie Casey, Henry Silva, Richard Libertini, Rachael Ward,Suzee Pai, Dan Inosanto .

The Good: The cast.  The action. The soundtrack is awesome.  Rachael Ward in her breakout role.  Reynolds has the right balance of action/violence/humor.  The shootout at the start and end of the movie.

The Bad: Henry Silva is a coked-up psycho hitman and that’s good.  What happens to Reynolds when he crosses some Yakuza.  

The Ugly: The torture scene on the boat.

The Trailer.

The Rating: B

 

Can Tonto Save the New Lone Ranger?


Although I like this character poster of Johnny Depp as Tonto, I wonder how the movie, The Lone Ranger is going to do at the box office.  My guess is it will either do really well or bomb.

In other words, I have no clue.

Fans of the traditional Lone Ranger (you know, folks old enough to remember the Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels Lone Ranger from the 50s tv series) will probably stay away.  Of course if you’re old enough to remember the tv series, you’re probably not the demographic the movie is aiming for.

The question then becomes will Depp’s Pirate of the Caribbean fans show up?

But wait… is Johnny Depp the only selling point to this movie?  What about Armie Hammer who is starring as The Lone Ranger?

Let me put it to you like this, I don’t think it’s Hammer Time.

If Depp’s fans don’t show up, the box office for The Lone Ranger will limp off in a cloud of dust with a weak, “Hi – No Silver, the Box Office It Got AWAY!”

Roger Ebert Had Jokes, er… Cartoons

Roger Ebert, was one of the most popular movie reviewers of our time, the first film critic to win a Pulitzer prize, and a fan of cartoons.

Mr. Ebert was a regular contributor to The New Yorker’s Cartoon Caption contest and had even won the contest on at least one occasion.  Robert Mankoff takes a look at some of Roger Ebert’s Final Cartoon Captions at The New Yorker.

The cartoon that is posted above features one of Ebert’s captions, but it wasn’t the one that got him the win (“I’m not going to say the word I’m thinking of.”) or even the one that I thought was the funniest (“Now watch how I lift my tray table to it’s original and upright position.”).  We’ll save those for folks that click over to the original New Yorker piece.

“R” is for Rocky by Mike Torrance

Mike Torrance aka The Krayola Kidd rocks his riff on a Rocky card that is part of a sequence/set that I think you’re going to like.

You can see more of Mike’s art at The Daily Sketch with The Krayola Kidd (and if you’ve never checked out Mike’s site, you ought to if only to see his Walking Dead cards!) and his Deviant Art site. Mike is available for commissions and his prices are very reasonable.