“Hold That Lion” (1947) starring The Three Stooges with a Cameo by Curly! / Z-View

Hold That Lion (1947)

Director:  Jules White

Screenplay:  Felix Adler

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard, Curly Howard, Kenneth MacDonald, Emil Sitka, Dudley Dickerson, Heinie Conklin and Blackie Whiteford

Tagline: None.

The Plot…

The boys are after a crooked lawyer who is on the run with their inheritance.  Add in a loose lion and what could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Hold That Lion marks the only time that four Stooges appeared together on screen.  It was also the only time that the three Howard brothers appeared on screen together.  The scene takes place when the boys come upon a sleeping man in the train.  The sleeping man is Curly!

Curly had since retired due to the problems caused by his multiple strokes.  Curly came to visit the set.  Director, Jules White had no idea Curly was coming.  White spotted a man on set reading a newspaper.  The man slowly lowered the paper and waved.  The man was Curly!  White was inspired and asked Curly if he’d like a cameo.  The rest is history.

For me, the funniest scenes are when Larry, Moe and Shemp individually enter Icabod Slipp’s office to confront him. Slipp (MacDonald) acts as if he just entered the office and accuses each Stooge of being Slipp!  He then attacks them for stealing his money.

Hold That Lion earns 4 of 5 stars.

“A Lot of Nothing” – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

I like the looks of A Lot of Nothing.  Check out the poster and trailer and see what you think.

A Lot of Nothing Playing in Theaters, On Demand, and Digital February 3rd.

Starring Y’lan Noel, Cleopatra Coleman, Justin Hartley, Shamier Anderson, and Lex Scott Davis

Directed by Mo McRae

James and Vanessa seem to be the perfect couple – happily married, successful, and comfortable. One night, their lives are rocked to the core when, after watching a tragedy play out on the evening news, they realize their neighbor was involved. In a state of shock, and with opposing viewpoints on how to address the issue, they decide to seek justice against a neighbor.

TO BRING MY SHADOW by Matt Phillips

Anthony Neil Smith posted The Independent Fiction Alliance’s choices for the best books of 2022 published by small independent presses or independent writers.

To Bring My Shadow by Matt Phillips is one of them.  Here’s the lowdown…

This haunting, hardboiled tale follows detective Frank “Slim Fat” Pinson and his partner as they try to unravel the vexing mystery surrounding a who-done-it drug murder in San Diego.

Frank “Slim Fat” Pinson is your regular hardboiled murder cop—hell, Frank’s a cliché. His wife is dead after jumping from a bridge and he’s a mal-practicing Catholic. He’s tough as nails. Hard as sin. Except not.

When Frank and his partner, “Skinny” Slade Ryerson, catch a cartel murder case, they’re sucked into a black hell of political corruption with ties to Santa Muerte. And Frank—a man who knows himself so well—spins into an epic crisis of faith.

The first detective novel from acclaimed pulp writer Matt Phillips introduces readers to a fascinating character of indefensible fault, immense morality, and incalculable demise.

“Glass Onion” (2022) starring Daniel Craig / Z-View

Glass Onion (2022)

Director:  Rian Johnson

Screenplay:  Rian Johnson

Stars: Daniel Craig, Edward Norton, Kate Hudson, Dave Bautista, Janelle Monáe, Kathryn Hahn, Leslie Odom Jr., Dallas Roberts, Ethan Hawke, Hugh Grant, Stephen Sondheim, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Serena Williams

Tagline: A Rian Johnson Whodunit.

The Plot…

Miles Bron (Norton), one of the world’s richest men, has invited five friends to his private island.  They will play a murder mystery game while staying in his mansion, the Glass Onion.  His five friends are Bron’s head scientist Lionel Toussaint (Odom), Connecticut governor Claire Debella (Hahn),  fashion designer Birdie Jay (Hudson), social media influencer Duke Cody (Bautista), and ousted Alpha co-founder Cassandra “Andi” Brand (Monáe).

Each guest received a special invitation that would be impossible to copy.  Surprisingly, the world famous detective, Benoit Blanc (Craig) also received an invitation. He has arrived with the other guests.  Bron has no idea how Blanc could have received an invite, but allows him to stay.

Before the weekend concludes there will be multiple murders and only a world class detective will be able to peel back the layers to solve them.  Luckily, Benoit Blanc is there…

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Glass Onion is the second film to feature Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc.  Rion Johnson, creator, writer and director of both films, was upset that Netflix required Glass Onion to be titled Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery.  In each film, Benoit Blanc solves a complicated murder with multiple suspects.  The set-up is time tested (Nero Wolfe, Charlie Chan, Columbo, etc.) and it is wonderful that Johnson continues the tradition.

Glass Onion features quirky characters with each part well cast. A special shout out to Janelle Monáe who gets the biggest opportunity to show her acting chops.  She shines.

Rion Johnson has created another winner.  I hope he has more Benoit Blanc whodunits in our future.

Glass Onion earns 4 of 5 stars.

“The Tooth Will Out” (1951) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

The Tooth Will Out (1951)

Director:  Edward Bernds

Screenplay:  Edward Bernds

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard, Vernon Dent, Dick Curtis and Emil Sitka

Tagline: None.

The Plot…

The boys are on the run from an irate chef swinging a cleaver, when they end up in a dental school.  A few dollars and a few weeks later and the boys get (not earn) a diploma.  They head west to open a dental practice.  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

The scenes where Shemp pulls a tooth from a poor cowhand were actually filmed for Merry Mavericks, a prior Stooges short.  Merry Mavericks ran too long and Shemp’s scenes had to be cut.  Edward Bernds and producer Hugh McCollum felt the scenes were too funny to be discarded.  Since Merry Mavericks came in under budget they argued that with a little more money they could create a story around Shemp as a dentist.  Columbia agreed and The Tooth Will Out was born!

Shemp with Coke-bottle glasses, using a carpentry “how to” book as a dental guide is great. What really sells the bit is the legs of the patient!  They twist and squirm with each tug and pull on his molars.

The Tooth Will Out earns 4 of 5 stars.

“Pamela, a love story” – The Pamela Anderson Documentary – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

Here we have the poster and trailer for Pamela, a love story.  I wasn’t the biggest Pamela Anderson fan.  I never watched Baywatch.  I did  watch her Barb Wire movie (mainly because it was based on a comic by Chris Warner).  And of course I know her from her Playboy appearances and the sex tape.  Surprisingly since I’m not a big fan, this documentary does have me interested.

Pamela Anderson defined a decade. Now she will define herself.

Pamela, a love story is only on Netflix January 31.

In her own words, through personal video and diaries, Pamela Anderson shares the story of her rise to fame, rocky romances and infamous sex tape scandal.

CANARY IN THE COAL MINE by Charles Salzberg

Anthony Neil Smith posted The Independent Fiction Alliance’s choices for the best books of 2022 published by small independent presses or independent writers.

Canary In The Coal Mine by Charles Salzberg is one of them.  Here’s the lowdown…

PI Pete Fortunato, half-Italian, half-Jewish, who suffers from anger management issues and insomnia, wakes up one morning with a bad taste in his mouth. This is never a good sign. Working out of a friend’s downtown real estate office, Fortunato, who spent a mysteriously short, forgettable stint as a cop in a small upstate New York town, lives from paycheck to paycheck. So, when a beautiful woman wants to hire him to find her husband, he doesn’t hesitate to say yes. Within a day, Fortunato finds the husband in the apartment of his client’s young, stud lover. He’s been shot once in the head. Case closed. But when his client’s check bounces, and a couple of Albanian gangsters show up outside his building and kidnap him, hoping he’ll lead them to a large sum of money supposedly stolen by the dead man, he begins to realize there’s a good chance he’s been set up to take the fall for the murder and the theft of the money.

In an attempt to get himself out of a jam, Fortunato winds up on a wild ride that takes him down to Texas where he searches for his client’s lover who he suspects has the money and holds the key to solving the murder.

“Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man” (1951) / Z-View

Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951)

Director:  Charles Lamont

Screenplay:  Robert Lees, Frederic I. Rinaldo, John Grant from a story by Hugh Wedlock Jr., Howard Snyder based on 1897 novel The Invisible Man by H. G. Wells

Stars: Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Arthur Franz, Sheldon Leonard, William Frawley, Sam Balter, John Daheim and Milt Bronson

Tagline: You’ll shiver… You’ll shudder… You’ll shout with laughter!

The Plot…

Bud (Abbott) and Lou (Costello) are setting up shop after graduating from Private Detective school.  In comes middleweight prize fighter Tommy Nelson (Franz).  He’s on the lam.  Nelson escaped jail after being accused of killing his manager.  Nelson wants Bud and Lou to convince his fiancée’s scientist uncle to inject him with a formula to make him invisible.  Nelson thinks this will get him into places where he can find the true killers!

Bud and Lou reluctantly agree.  Soon they’re in over their heads. The cops and the crooks are after them.  If they don’t find the real killer, they may end up next to Nelson’s manager in the morgue!

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Laughs come from Bud not knowing when the Invisible Man is in the room and Lou being mistaken for a prizefighter with a punch so fast you can’t see it!  Of course you can’t see the punch when it’s thrown by the invisible man.  The funniest scenes involve Lou in a boxing match with the invisible man doing the heavy lifting, er, punching.  This isn’t Bud and Lou’s best, but is still fun.

Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951) earns 3 of 5 stars.

“Yes, We Have No Bonanza” (1939) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

Yes, We Have No Bonanza (1939)

Director:  Del Lord

Screenplay:  Searle Kramer, Elwood Ullman

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Dick Curtis and Vernon Dent

Tagline: None.

The Plot…

The boys are singing waiters in a saloon run by a crook in the wild west.  In order to get out of debt and married, the boys decide to try prospecting.  Surprisingly they decide to dig in the exact same spot their boss hid bank robbery loot!  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Filming on this one began with no specific title in mind.  When Curly adlibbed, “Yes, we have no bonanza” (a wordplay on  the song, “Yes, We Have No Bananas”) the title was born!

Yes, We Have No Bonanza earns 3 of 5 stars.

“Disquiet” starring Jonathan Rhys Myers – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

It took me a second to see the creature’s shadow behind Jonathan Rhys Myers in the poster.  Well played.  The trailer is interesting as well.  I just hope that Disquiet doesn’t turn out to be one of those it was all in his head movies.

Available on Digital and on Demand February 10

Jonathan Rhys Meyers stars in the terrifying, edge-of-your-seat thriller. After a near-fatal car accident, Sam (Meyers) wakes to discover he is trapped in an abandoned hospital by mysterious and sinister forces that have no intention of letting him leave…

Featuring: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Rachelle Goulding, Elyse Levesque, Lochlyn Munro, Garry Chalk, Trezzo Mahoro, Anita Brown, Bradley Stryker

BELOW THE LINE by Steven Jankowski

Anthony Neil Smith posted The Independent Fiction Alliance’s choices for the best books of 2022 published by small independent presses or independent writers.

Below The Line by Steven Jankowski is one of them.  Here’s the lowdown…

In between gigs as a Hollywood movie Teamster, self-proclaimed sailing bum Mike Millek moonlights as a freelance, armed chauffeur to the stars. When Mike arrives one night to pick up his deadbeat client, rap music producer Pays Lee, at his private jet Mike finds him freshly murdered with a satchel full of cash. Mike makes the critical decision to take what is owed him before reporting anything to the police.

More money than he ever expected, this turns out to be Mike’s biggest payday in his life, but not without consequences. Opening this Pandora’s box not only costs him his best friend’s life and leads him down a road of deception with his newly found love Molly, but thrusts them both into a dangerous conspiracy entrenched in the sordid underbelly of the Hollywood power elite.

Primal: Season 1 (2019 – 2020) / Z-View

Primal: Season 1 (2019 – 2020)

Written and storyboarded by: Genndy Tartakovsky (episodes 1-2, 9); David Krentz (episodes 3, 7, 10); Don Shank & Genndy Tartakovsky (episode 4); Bryan Andrews & Genndy Tartakovsky (episode 5); Bryan Andrews (episode 6); Nagisa Koyama & Genndy Tartakovsky (episode 8);

Story: Genndy Tartakovsky (episodes 1);  Darrick Bachman & Genndy Tartakovsky (episode 2, 9); Bryan Andrews, Darrick Bachman, David Krentz & Genndy Tartakovsky (episodes 3, 7, 10); Bryan Andrews, Darrick Bachman & Genndy Tartakovsky (episodes 4-6, 8);

Stars: Aaron LaPlante, Laëtitia Eïdo, Fred Tatasciore, Imari Williams

Tagline: None.

The Plot…

A caveman who saw his family devoured by a pack of Tyrannosaurs, develops a friendship with a dinosaur who survived an attack by the same T-Rex pack.  Together Spear and Fang (as we come to know them) travel through a primordial world working together to survive.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

I was late to the Primal party.  Yeah, I’d heard how awesome Primal was.  But, come on.  A cartoon about a caveman and a dinosaur who are friends?  “Maybe if I was seven,” I thought.  Finally, I gave it a chance.  I should have checked out Primal sooner.

Yes, it is about a caveman and a dinosaur who become best friends.  But this ain’t no kiddie cartoon.  There is no spoken dialogue.  There is plenty of cartoon violence.  The violence has “real” repercussions.  People and animals die.  And you will find yourself caring more about the cartoon characters in this world than in most movies or television shows.

Hats off to Genndy Tartakovsky.  Primal contains stories with heart that are beautifully animated.  Each episode is a standalone tale, but builds to tell a bigger story.  Season 1 ends with a cliffhanger and I cannot wait to get to Season 2.

Primal won three Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Individual Achievement in Animation: Stephen DeStefano (character designer) (for “A Cold Death”); Genndy Tartakovsky (storyboard artist) (for “Spear and Fang”); and Scott Wills (art director) (for “Spear and Fang”).

Primal: Season 1 (2019 – 2020) earns 5 of 5 stars.

“Woman Haters” (1934) starring The Three Stooges & Marjorie White / Z-View

Woman Haters (1934)

Director:  Archie Gottler

Screenplay:  Jerome S. Gottler

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Marjorie White, Walter Brennan, Bud Jamison, Tiny Sandford and Fred ‘Snowflake’ Toones

Tagline: Music! Laughter! Girls!

The Plot…

Tom (Moe), Jim (Larry) and Jack (Curly) are traveling salesmen  and members of the Woman Hater’s Club.  They vow to never get romantically involved with a woman.  Not long after, Jim falls in love with Mary (White).  On a train to their honeymoon Jim and Mary run into Tom and Jack.  Jim tries to play it off, like he’s not married, but Mary is on to him.  Mary decides to get Jim jealous by flirting with Tom and Jack.  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Woman Haters is the first Three Stooges Short.  They weren’t even called Stooges yet.  Curly was billed as Jerry Howard.  It is one of the rare Stooges shorts where the boys’ characters don’t go by their Stooge names.

Marjorie White had top billing during Woman Haters original release.  Sadly it was White’s last film as she was killed in an automobile accident the following year.

Woman Haters wasn’t originally considered a Three Stooges film.  It was actually part of Columbia’s “Musical Novelty” series where all dialogue is spoken in rhyme with musical accompaniment.  Woman Haters wasn’t a favorite of Larry, Curly or Moe.

Look for Walter Brennan playing the train’s conductor.

Woman Haters earns 3 of 5 stars.

MIDNIGHT DRIVE by Kenneth Price

Anthony Neil Smith posted The Independent Fiction Alliance’s choices for the best books of 2022 published by small independent presses or independent writers.  This is one of them…

Midnight Drive by Kenneth Price is the first novel in the Logan Claybourne series.  Here’ the lowdown…

Kenny Prince enjoyed the finer things in life – namely cocaine, strippers, and a 1976 Corvette Stingray. But Kenny wound up dead on his couch with two bullet holes in him and a QR code slapped onto the wall above his body. So now it’s up to Logan Claybourne to find who did it. Not that Logan gives a rat’s ass. He’s not a detective. He’s a repo man. And if he wants money to fund his unhinged gambling addiction, he’s going to have to find the Stingray before the police do. The mystery will take him around the cold and unforgiving streets of Edmonton, Canada’s northernmost city, where everyone seems to know Logan’s secrets and answers can only be found in the middle of the night.

Midnight Drive is the first book in the Logan Claybourne series by Kenneth Price. Set in a world of pawn shops, casinos, and hardscrabble people trying to get by, this novel peeks down the dark alleys we instinctively look away from. Questions around fate and the gears operating in the background of our lives weave through its pages while throughout the rough and tumble streets of Edmonton are tooled into a tale of high-octane crime fiction.

This is noir with a V8 engine under the hood.

So get in. Shut up. And hold on!

“The Sitter Downers” (1937) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

The Sitter Downers (1937)

Director:  Del Lord

Screenplay:  Ewart Adamson

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Charles Dorety, and James C. Morton

Tagline: None.

The Plot…

When the father of sisters that the boys want to marry refuses to allow it, what to do?  They decide to go on a sit down strike!  As the strike continues the boys become famous. Money and gifts pour in.  Finally the girls’ father allows them to be married!

Moe, Larry and Curly along with their new wives, Florabell, Corabell, and Doorabell head off to start their new lives.  First order of business is for the boys to build their dream house.  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

The boys decide which sister to marry by pulling their names out of a hat.  Larry gets Florabell.  Moe gets Corabell.  Curly gets Stetson.  Wait, what?

The names of the Stooges’ fiancées change throughout the short.  They are introduced as June Gittelson playing Corabell, Marcia Healy as Florabell, and Betty Mack is Dorabell.  When their names are drawn from the hat, June is suddenly Florabell, Betty is Corabell, and Marcia is Dorabell.  Then when Marcia is knocked out, Curly calls her Corabell.  Things could get dicey come bedtime.

The Sitter Downers earns 4 of 5 stars.