Month: April 2014

Z-View: “Brick Mansions”

The Pitch: ”Hey, let’s do an Americanized remake of the cult classic action film District B13!”

“Let’s do it!”

The Tagline:  “Their Streets.  Their Rules.

The Overview:   *** Beware –  spoilers are found below ***

The year is 2018.  Because of out of control crime [think The Purge on a daily basis], a part of Detroit called Brick Mansions has been walled off from the rest of the city with military police guarding the few exits in or out [think Escape from New York with two Snake Plisskens].

Paul Walker [the first Snake Plissken] is an undercover cop whose dad was killed in Brick Mansions.  David Belle is an ex-con [and the second Snake Plissken] who lives in Brick Mansions and works against the crime lord [played by Rza].

Walker and Belle find themselves as unlikely partners when a stolen neutron bomb is hijacked, armed and aimed at a US city.

The Good

  • Brick Mansions begins with a great extended action-scene with Belle doing his parkour!
  • The cast: Paul Walker [in his final completed role], David Belle [should be making more American movies], RZA, Ayisha Issa, Carlo [24] Rota,  Andreas [Riddick] Apergis, and  Robert [300, Sherlock Holmes] Maillet.
  • Every scene with Belle doing parkour is fun.
  • Ayisha Carlo and Robert Mailet were especially well cast.

The Bad:

  • The aim of almost everyone with a weapon.
  • Ayisha Carlo and Robert Mailet .
  • Characterization and rationale thought are left with the coming attractions.
  • Making RZA a “good guy” at the end.  Rza played an interesting bad guy, but let’s not lose sight that he was a really bad guy, a drug king pin who killed people without a second thought.  Yeah, he make a great mayor!
  • Cartoon violence.

The Ugly:

  • How Belle deals with crooked cops.  How Walker deals with giants.

 

Rating: 3 out of 5

The Legend of Bonnie & Clyde

Today marks the 80th anniversary of the ambush of Bonnie and Clyde

… [the] Depression era Romeo and Juliet. Brandishing high-powered machine guns and driving the newly invented Ford V-8s, Bonnie and Clyde are mythologized as Robin Hoods for the poor and destitute who had been failed by the American political and financial institutions…

If you’d like to know more about Bonnie and Clyde here are a couple of excellent sources:

10 All Time Most Baffling Unsolved Mysteries

Distractify recently posted 10 of the Most Baffling Unsolved Mysteries of All Time.  Here’s are the four that I would love to see solved …

The Disappearance of Amy Lynn Bradley:  Amy (in the red striped shirt) disappeared on March 24, 1998 at the age of 23 from Royal Caribbean International cruise ship Rhapsody of the Seas. She was last seen with a member of the ship’s band, Blue Orchid, known by the alias “Yellow…”

Craig: No family should face the uncertainty of a missing child.  You would think this would be the most solvable of the mysteries listed.

The Roanoke ColonyOne of the first settlements in America completely vanished. All evidence of 150 colonists vanished at some point during the Anglo-Spanish war while their mayor was detoured in England retrieving supplies To this day there has been no conclusive evidence as to what happened to the colonists…

Craig: I remember hearing about this colony in elementary school and wondering what happened.  I still wonder.

The Dyatlov Pass IncidentThey set out to go on a ski hike, but days later the mysteriously orange-tanned, half-naked bodies of 9 hikers were found near their demolished tent and a note that read: “From now on we know there are snowmen.” Many of the poor souls also had crushing wounds, and it’s been reported that the bodies were slightly radioactive. And, strangely, one woman was missing her tongue…

Craig: The note “From now on we know there are snowmen” is creepy enough, add in the “crushing wounds” and slightly radioactive corpses and we have a real mystery.  I want to know what happened!

The WOW SignalOn August 15, 1977 Jerry R. Ehman on August 15, 1977 quite possibly detected a sign of intelligent life in the universe. The signal came from deep space almost 120 light years away. It lasted for the full 72-second window that Big Ear was able to observe it, but has never been detected again. Scientists say that if the signal came from extraterrestrials, they are likely to be an very advanced civilization because their transmitter would have to be much stronger than any we currently have on earth.

Craig: Discovering intelligent life on another planet [I’ve given up looking on this one] would be THE story of the century.  CNN would probably even stop their round-the-clock coverage of the missing flight to cover it.