“FUBAR” starring Arnold Schwarzenegger – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

Not a big fan of the FUBAR poster, but I do like the trailer below better than the previous teaser.

Heroes don’t retire. They reload. Arnold Schwarzenegger is starring in his first series ever!

When a father and daughter learn that they’ve each secretly been working as CIA Operatives for years, they realize their entire relationship has been a lie and they truly don’t know one another at all. Forced to team up as partners, FUBAR tackles universal family dynamics set against a global backdrop of spies, fantastic action and humor.

Also starring Monica Barbaro, Milan Carter, Fortune Feimster, Travis Van Winkle, Jay Baruchel, Andy Buckley, Aparna Brielle, Barbara Eve Harris, Fabiana Udenio and Gabriel Luna.

“The Yoke’s on Me” (1944) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

The Yoke’s on Me (1944)

Director:  Jules White

Writer:  Clyde Buckman

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard and Al Thompson.

Tagline:  None.

The Plot…

When our boys are determined to be unfit for military service, they decide to aide the war effort by becoming farmers.  They buy a run-down farm and hope to make a go of it.  One day the sheriff warns our guys to be on guard. A group of Japanese-Americans have escaped from a “relocation center”.  Later the escapees show up on the farm.  Let the hijinks begin.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

The Three Stooges shorts, like many films of the era, sometimes featured things that modern audiences find distasteful.  And rightly so.  The Yoke’s on Me (1944) is often considered to be the worst offender.  For many years The Yoke’s on Me was never shown on television rebroadcasts.  The antagonists aren’t Japanese soldiers, spies or criminals.  They are American citizens who were rounded up and put in prison camps.

With that said, there are still some funny bits in The Yoke’s on Me.  It’s unfortunate that they are over-shadowed by the choice of “bad guys”.

The Yoke’s on Me (1944) (1944) rates 3 of 5 stars.

“Anna Nicole Smith: You Don’t Know Me” – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

Here’s the poster and trailer for Anna Nicole Smith: You Don’t Know Me.  Since it will be on Netflix watching is a no-brainer.

From director Ursula Macfarlane (Untouchable) and producer Alexandra Lacey comes an unflinching and humanizing examination of the life, death, and secrets of Vickie Lynn Hogan – better known as model and actress Anna Nicole Smith. From her first appearance in Playboy in 1992, Anna Nicole’s dizzying ascent was the very essence of the American dream, brought to a tragic halt with her untimely passing in 2007. With access to never-before-seen footage, home movies, and interviews with key figures who have not spoken out until now, this film reveals new insights into the story of the quintessential blonde bombshell hardly anyone really knew.

“Nope” (2022) written & directed by Jordan Peele, starring Daniel Kaluuya & Keke Palmer / Z-View

Nope (2o22)

Director:  Jordan Peele

Writer:  Jordan Peele

Stars: Daniel Kaluuya, Keke Palmer, Michael Wincott, Steven Yeun, Wrenn Schmidt, Keith David, Terry Notary, Donna Mills, Eddie Jemison, Sophia Coto and ‘Snub’ Pollard.

Tagline:  None.

The Plot…

The Haywood Family trains horses for use in movies and television productions.  Unfortunately the business is struggling.  There’s not much need these days for horses.  Things take a turn for the worse when Otis Haywood, Sr. (David) is stuck and killed by metallic coins, watches, etc. raining from the sky.  The only explanation is the objects fell from a plane.

In an effort to keep the business alive, OJ sells some of the family’s horses to Ricky ‘Jupe’ Park (Yeun).  Park was a child actor who survived a terrible on-set rampage by a monkey that killed/maimed many of his co-stars, but left Park unharmed.  Now Park runs a small old west theme park.

One night, during a terrible electrical storm OJ and his sister Emerald (Palmer) see something in the clouds.  It appears to be a UFO.  Later they notice a strange cloud that never moves… and provides cover for the mysterious UFO.  OJ and Emerald figure if they can prove the UFO’s existence by videoing the UFO, they will make a fortune.  When they discover that the UFO might have been behind the events that cause their father’s death, they realize that their lives are in danger.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

I’m a Jordan Peele fan.  I gave both his previous films, Get Out and Us 5 star ratings. He’s an excellent writer and director.  Peele creates interesting characters in unbelievable situations and makes them believable.  He knows how to provide tension and genuine scares.  We get some of that in Nope, but for me it didn’t rise to the level of his previous films.

Nope features a wonderful cast.  Daniel (Sicario) Kaluuya, KeKe Palmer, Michael (Strange Days) Wincott, Steven (The Walking Dead) Yeun and Keith (The Thing) David would make any movie better just by showing up.  I’d never seen Keke Palmer before, but I’ll be watching for her in the future.  The camera loves her.  Michael Wincott and Keith David don’t have big roles, but their impact is huge.  I always enjoy seeing them.  Donna Mills  gets a nice cameo!

There’s a lot going on in Nope.  We have the whole story with the Haywoods, there’s Ricky Park with his western theme park and rampaging monkey backstory, the UFO that may not be a UFO at all and more.  Peele loves his characters and he’s created a bunch for Nope.  I wish we’d got to know them better.  It feels like the story is a mile wide and an inch deep.  But Peele may have wanted the audience to fill in the blanks.  The other aspect that fell short for me was the ending.  I don’t want to give away much so I’ll just say that the ending seemed a bit too pat for my taste.

Nope is a movie that most people liked better than me.  So keep in mind, your mileage (as always) could vary.  I look forward to whatever Jordan Peele cooks up next.

Nope (2o22) rates 2 of 5 stars.

Sylvester Stallone’s Best Films Ranked

Jack Hawkins at /Film came up with a list of the 14 Best Sylvester Stallone Films, Ranked.  Before you click over, here’s how I’d rank Hawkins’ picks.  Also, some Sly Stallone movies that didn’t make Hawkins’ top picks, but would have made mine include: Get Carter; Paradise Alley; FIST and Rocky III.

HawkinsZablo
14. Over the Top14. Over the Top
13. Tango & Cash13. Escape Plan
12. Escape Plan12. Tango & Cash
11. Creed11. Demolition Man
10. Cliffhanger10. Creed
09. Expendables 209. Expendables 2
08. Rocky IV08. Cliffhanger
07. Rocky Balboa07. Rocky IV
06. Rambo06. Rocky Balboa
05. Demolition Man05. First Blood
04. Nighthawks04. Nighthawks
03. Cop Land03. Cop Land
02. Rocky02. Rambo
01. First Blood01. Rocky

Phony Express (1943) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

Phony Express (1943)

Director:  Del Lord

Writer:  Elwood Ullman, Monte Collins

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Shirley Patterson, Bud Jamison, Chester Conklin and ‘Snub’ Pollard.

Tagline:  None.

The Plot…

Our boys skip town, wanted for vagrancy.  They end up in Peaceful Gulch, which is anything but.  With no money, the see a help wanted sign at a saloon.  Our guys head in and say they’re there to clean up the place.  Red Morgan and his gang overhear this and think that Larry, Curly and Moe are lawmen who’ve come to take them to jail.  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

This plot was popular enough to be used, along with some of the footage in The Stooges’ 1951 short Merry Mavericks.

Curly makes the most of a scene with Larry as he mixes up a snake oil potion that will cure anything!

Phony Express (1943) rates 4 of 5 stars.

“1923”: Season 1 (2022 – 2023) created by Taylor Sheridan, starring Helen Mirren & Harrison Ford / Z-View

1923: Season 1 (2022 – 2023)

Written by: Taylor Sheridan

Directed by: Ben Richardson (ep. 1 – 4; 7 & 8); Guy Ferland (ep. 5 & 6)

Stars: Helen Mirren, Harrison Ford, Brandon Sklenar, Julia Schlaepfer, Jerome Flynn, Darren Mann, Isabel May, Brian Geraghty, Aminah Nieves, Michelle Randolph, Caleb Martin, Robert Patrick, Marley Shelton, Brian Konowal, Timothy Dalton, Michael Greyeyes, Sebastian Roché, Dakota Ogden, Brian Brown, James Badge Dale, Jamie McShane, Joseph Mawle, Bruce Davison and Michael Spears 

Tagline: None.

The Plot…

Forty years have passed since the events in 1883.  Jacob (Ford) and Cara Dutton (Mirren) raised their nephews John and Spencer Dutton to adulthood.  Along the way they built one of the largest cattle ranches in Montana.

1923 follows three main storylines:

  • John, Cara as well as family and friends work the Dutton ranch.  John Dutton is trying to hold the ranch together.  Cattle prices are down. It is going to be a hard winter.  The bank won’t loan enough money to buy hay to feed the heard.  Then sheepherders begin encroaching the Dutton Land.  Behind the scenes rich landowner Donald Whitfield (Dalton) has plans to steal the Dutton spread.  When the Duttons go to war with the sheepherders, people on both sides are killed.  Things are escalating.   Cara writes Spencer and says he is needed at home.
  • Spencer Dutton (Sklenar) fought in World War I and then traveled the world as a big game hunter.  While in Africa he meets Alexandra.  She’s British and engaged to be married to a man she doesn’t love.  When Spencer leaves for his next assignment, Alexandra leaves with him.  They will have several adventures and another run-in with Alexandra’s ex before they receive the letter to come back to the ranch.
  • Teonna Rainwater (Nieves) is a young Native American suffering abuse at an Indian Boarding School run by the Catholic church. Teonna is headstrong and has several confrontations with the sister and priest running the school.  Things continue to go downhill with Teonna being beaten and abused until she can take it no more.  She kills two of the abusive sisters and goes on the run.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Each storyline is compelling and features interesting characters that you love or hate.  It’s so well written, acted and directed that when the storyline shifts from one to the next, you don’t mind.  It will be interesting to see how everything comes together.  Taylor Sheridan has another winner.

1923 is perfectly cast from the starring roles to the smallest guest appearances.  The direction, editing and music jell to create one of the best shows on television.  Bring on season 2.

1923: Season 1 (2023) earns 5 of 5 stars.

“In the Sweet Pie and Pie” (1941) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

In the Sweet Pie and Pie (1941)

Director:  Jules White

Writer:  Clyde Bruckman from a story by Ewart Adamson

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Symona Boniface, Richard Fiske, Lynton Brent and Vernon Dent.

Tagline:  None.

The Plot…

Three women need to be married and fast.  If they’re wed, they’ll inherit a fortune.  If not, not.  They don’t want to wed, but they want the wealth.  Their lawyer comes up a genius idea.  Three idiots on death row are about to be executed.  If the girls marry these bozos, they will be widows a few days after.  Wealthy widows.  As fate would have it, it’s our guys who are about to be put to death!

Moe, Larry and Curly agree to the wedding.  Later, as our boys are about to be hanged, the real murderers confess.  Our boys are given a pardon and released.  Larry, Curly and Moe show up at their new wives’ mansion ready to live the good life.  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Richard Fisk appeared in 19 Stooges shorts.  In the Sweet Pie and Pie was his last appearance.  He had achieved the rank of 1st Lieutenant (9th Infantry, 2nd Division) when he was killed in action during World War II.

The footage of the Stooges being taught to dance by a woman who has a bee fly down her dress first appeared in Hoi Polloi.  It’s just as funny the second time around.

In the Sweet Pie and Pie (1941) rates 4 of 5 stars.

“Let’s Go Collegiate” (1941) starring Frankie Darro & Mantan Moreland / Z-View

Let’s Go Collegiate (1941)

Director:  Jean Yarbrough

Writer:  Edmond Kelso

Stars: Frankie Darro, Marcia Mae Jones, Jackie Moran, Keye Luke, Mantan Moreland, Frank Sully, Gale Storm, Barton Yarborough, Frank Faylen and Tristram Coffin 

Tagline: Hollywood’s young stars put a new kind of zig in the old kind of zag…in the freshest college story ever filmed…A riot!

The Plot…

Frankie (Darro) and Tad (Moran) are on the rowing team for Rawley University.  When the boys learn that top rowing recruit, Bob Terry has been drafted, they don’t have the heart to tell their girls who have planned a big welcoming party.  Then the boys meet Hercules ‘Herk’ Bevans (Sully).  Frankie and Tad decide to pass Herk off as Bob Terry.

Soon Herk is on the rowing team and trying to steal Frankie and Tad’s girls.  And what neither Frankie or Tad know is that Herk is a wanted criminal!

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

I wanted to see Let’s Go Collegiate because of Mantan Moreland.  Sadly, he’s given little to do.  But of course it’s Mantan, so he makes the most of it.

Let’s Go Collegiate is a low-budget feature that gives little thought to logic.  Frankie and Tad know the top rowing recruit has been drafted into the army, but no one else does?  Herk is brought on the team and entered into the college and there are no issues with proper identification?  Later in the film, a cop is knocked out so that Herk can row in a race.  The cop wakes up and isn’t upset since Herk’s team won.  These are just a few things that viewers have to “go with”.

If it wasn’t for Mantan, I’d have passed on this one.

Let’s Go Collegiate (1941) rates 2 of 5 stars.

“Income Tax Sappy (1954)” starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

Income Tax Sappy (1954)

Director:  Jules White

Writer: Felix Adler

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard, Vernon Dent and Benny Rubin.

Tagline:  None.

The Plot…

Our boys fake some deductions on their taxes and get away with it.  Thinking this is an easy way to make money, they bill themselves as “tax experts” and begin cheating on other people’s taxes.  It makes them rich!  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Income Tax Sappy is notable for a couple of reasons:

1) It is one of two Stooges shorts in 1954 that features all new footage. Although it did recycle the gag where something in the soup fights with the person about to it it.

2) Shemp’s hair isn’t greasy and slicked back.  This is because Shemp had started dying his hair and the grease wouldn’t work well with the hair dye!

Income Tax Sappy (1954) rates 2 of 5 stars.

Horror Movies That Need Rebooted!

Cailyn Szelinski at CBR.com came up with her list of 10 Classic Horror Movies That Deserve A Reboot.  Before you click over, here are my thoughts on her suggestions as well as a couple more.

Carnival Of Souls (1962) is a cult classic.  As Szelinski points out, it was remade once to poor reviews.  I’m not a big fan of the original.  Unless you find someone like Guillermo del Toro who has a passion for the material, then I’d say, “Pass.”

The Bride Of Frankenstein (1935) is one of the most beloved of all the classic Universal Horror movies.  There is no need for a remake.  Fans of the original would be a hard sell.  Is the Bride really scary enough to bring in a younger audience?  I’d again say, “Pass.”

The Wolf Man (1941).  Most everyone likes werewolf movies.  There’ve been many made, but few are considered great.  Every time a new werewolf film comes out, I hope for the best.  Yeah, I’m for a Wolfman reboot.

Rosemary’s Baby (1968).  I think this is a great idea for all the same reasons as Cailyn Szelinski.  You’ll see why when you click over.

Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954) is one of my all-time favorite movies.  I’m not just talking about horror either.  Because I hold it in such high regard you might think that I would be against a reboot.  I’m not.  A reboot of The Creature has perhaps the most potential of all these films.  Everyone loves the Creature.  As Szelinski says with modern technology a truly terrifying update could be made.  Someone do it!!

What Ever Happened To Baby Jane (1962).  I’m not sure this would work.  Bette Davis and Joan Crawford didn’t get along in real life.  Their public dislike for each other provided publicity and increased curiosity about the film.  What two actresses could replicate that these days?  Would modern audiences even care?  Pass.

The Lost Boys (1987).  With the right cast, I think that this would work.

The House Of Usher (1960).  There’s been a remake that didn’t do well.  Period pieces are a tough sell.  Pass.

The Exorcist (1973).  The Exorcist spawned several sequels.  Movies about exorcisms are released fairly regularly.  I’m not sure if a reboot of the classic that kickstarted the genre would work.  For those reasons I say, “Pass.”

The Birds (1963).  This is perhaps the most surprising horror film on Cailyn Szelinski’s list.  It would be tough to top Hitchcock.  Would modern audiences buy in to it?  Szelinski says, “Nature is not a common antagonist in modern horror movies, as they rely on masked killers and illnesses that spread rapidly and turn people into zombies.”  She’s right.  But what if the birds are attacking people and carry a virus that turns folks into zombies?  Who wouldn’t want to see that movie?  (Or is it just me?)

Here are a few horror films, I’d like to see rebooted…

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956).  It’s been remade once, but that was decades ago. Both the original and the remake are consider classics. Let’s reboot this baby.

The House on Haunted Hill (1959).  This would be an easy one.  Several strangers trapped in a haunted house  just need to survive one night.  But when people start getting murdered…

Them (1954).  It’s a classic, but I’d love to see someone give it a reboot.

I Married a Monster from Outer Space (1958).  I loved it as a kid.  The campy title might need to be changed, but the idea that a new bride believes her husband has been replaced by an alien has potential.

The Invaders (1967 – 1968).  Maybe skip The I Married a Monster from Outer Space reboot and instead do a feature film adapting The Invaders tv show.  UFOs are in.  It could work!

What did we miss?

“Hokus Pokus” (1949) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

Hokus Pokus (1949)

Director:  Jules White

Writer: Felix Adler

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard, Vernon Dent, David Bond and Ned Glass.

Tagline:  None.

The Plot…

Our guys have been taking care of Mary.  She lives upstairs and has been left unable to walk by an accident.  She’s waiting on an insurance settlement so she can leave the area since she’s scamming the insurance company and our boys.  While at work our guys get hooked up with a hypnotist named Svengarlic (His act will take your breath away!) who plans to use Larry, Moe and Shemp in a publicity.  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

The funniest scene is when Shemp gets physical with the insurance adjuster!

Hokus Pokus (1949) rates 3 of 5 stars.

Frank Frazetta’s Werewolf!

Frank Frazetta created the art above.  It’s for a panel from his last comic book story. Werewolf tells the tale of a great hunter hired to track and kill a creature believed to be a demon.  Werewolf appeared in Creepy #1 published in 1964 by Warren Publications.

While individual back issues of Creepy are hard to find and expensive, reprints are coming.  Creepy Archives Volume 1 reprints Creepy magazine issues #1–#5 and includes original letters pages, text features, and ads.  Frazetta’s Werewolf is worth the price of admission.  My order is in.  Click on the link if you want on board as well.