“Resurrection” (1999) starring Christopher Lambert / Z-View

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Resurrection (1999)

Director:  Russell Mulcahy

Screenplay:  Brad Mirman based on a story by Christopher Lambert, Brad Mirman

Stars: Christopher Lambert, Leland Orser, David Cronenberg, Jayne Eastwood, David Ferry, Rick Fox, Karen Glave, Rothaford Gray  and Robert Joy

Tagline: Be afraid. For he is coming.

The Plot…

Detectives Prudhomme (Lambert) and Hollinsworth (Orser) are assigned a murder case.  The victim’s arm was sawed off and taken.  At the crime scene, they find written in blood, “He is coming”.  Soon other victims are found. Each is missing a body part.  The victims are all 33 years old and have biblical names (Matthew, Peter, etc.).  They discover the madman is taking the parts in an effort to recreate Christ’s body.  More people will die, if Prudomme and Hollinsworth don’t crack the case.  But how do you catch a madman?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

I watched Resurrection hoping that director, Russell Mulcahy and star, Christopher Lambert would be able to catch lightning in a bottle.  The pair meshed perfectly in Highlander.  Could they do it again?

The short answer is, “No.”

In Highlander, Mulcahy’s direction provided amazing camera movements, inventive scene transitions and creative framing.  In Resurrection we don’t get that.  Christopher Lambert was the exact right choice to play Connor MacLeod. Lambert’s character in Resurrection is so generic that anyone could have played him as long as they could run and scream… a lot.

The serial killer’s motive is insane.  That should have been played up more.  There was shock because of the brutality of the murders, but the movie, for the most part lacked tension.  I had hoped for better, but it’s near impossible for lightning to strike in the same place twice.

Resurrection earns 2 of 5 stars.

“Busy Buddies” (1944) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

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Busy Buddies (1944)

Director:  Del Lord

Screenplay:  Del Lord, Elwood Ullman

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Heinie Conklin, and Vernon Dent

Tagline: Laugh-leaders in the two-reel comedy field…these crazy cuckoos are busier than ever…creating more fun than ever!

The Plot…

The boys are going to lose their diner if they can’t come up with $97 by Monday.  When Moe spots a cow milking contest that pays $100 to the winner, he hatches a plan.  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

For my money the funniest part of this short is Curly cooking in the diner.  The rest of the short is pretty generic stuff.  I’m not complaining.  Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk.

Busy Buddies earns 3 of 5 stars.

“You People” starring Jonah Hill, Lauren London, David Duchovny, Nia Long, Julia Louis-Dreyfus & Eddie Murphy – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

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I love the looks of You People.  We’ve got a great cast starring Jonah Hill, Lauren London, David Duchovny, Nia Long, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Eddie Murphy.  The concept is loaded with opportunities for laughs.  The fact that You People is on Netflix makes it a no-brainer to watch.

A new couple learns that opposites attract but some families don’t when they find themselves confronting their parent’s clashing views of their relationship in this comedy written by Jonah Hill and Kenya Barris. You People starring Jonah Hill, Lauren London, David Duchovny, and Nia Long with Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Eddie Murphy comes to Netflix on January 27.

“Poker Face” – The Trailer is Here!

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Poker Face has a great premise.  Check out the trailer.  Pull up a seat.  We’ll deal you in.

Poker Face is streaming January 26th on Peacock: https://pck.tv/3Vloyof

Synopsis: Poker Face is a 10-episode “mystery-of-the-week” series following Natasha Lyonne’s Charlie, who has an extraordinary ability to determine when someone is lying. She hits the road with her Plymouth Barracuda and with every stop encounters a new cast of characters and strange crimes she can’t help but solve.

“Renfield” – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

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I’ve watched the Renfield trailer twice and like it better with the second viewing.  At first glance there seemed to be too much comedic angst, but comedy and horror can work well together.  (See Abbott & Costello or The Three Stooges when they meet up with monsters.)  I’m still not sold, but watching on streaming would be a no-brainer.

🩸LET’S EAT🩸Sink your teeth into the new trailer for #RenfieldMovie, in theaters April 14th.
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Renfield
Only in Theaters April 14
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Evil doesn’t span eternity without a little help.

In this modern monster tale of Dracula’s loyal servant, Nicholas Hoult (Mad Max: Fury Road, X-Men franchise) stars as Renfield, the tortured aide to history’s most narcissistic boss, Dracula (Oscar® winner Nicolas Cage). Renfield is forced to procure his master’s prey and do his every bidding, no matter how debased. But now, after centuries of servitude, Renfield is ready to see if there’s a life outside the shadow of The Prince of Darkness. If only he can figure out how to end his codependency.

Renfield is directed by Chris McKay (The Tomorrow War, The LEGO Batman Movie) from a screenplay by Ryan Ridley (Ghosted series, Rick & Morty series), based on an original idea by The Walking Dead and Invincible creator Robert Kirkman.

The film co-stars Awkwafina (The Farewell, Marvel’s Shang-Chi and the Legend of Ten Rings), Ben Schwartz (Sonic, The Afterparty) and Adrian Martinez (The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Focus).

Renfield is produced by Skybound Entertainment partners Robert Kirkman and David Alpert (The Walking Dead, Invincible), co-presidents Bryan Furst (Daybreakers) and Sean Furst (Daybreakers) and by Chris McKay. McKay’s producing partner Samantha Nisenboim (co-producer, The Tomorrow War) will executive produce.

“Gone in the Night” (2022) starring Winona Ryder / Z-View

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Gone in the Night (2022)

Director:  Eli Horowitz

Screenplay:  Eli Horowitz, Matthew Derby

Stars: Winona Ryder, Dermot Mulroney, John Gallagher Jr., Owen Teague and Brianne Tju 

Tagline:  None.

The Plot…

When Kath (Ryder) and her younger boyfriend Max (Gallagher) arrive at a remote cabin they’d rented, it’s occupied by another couple.  Al (Teague) and Greta (Tju) claim to have booked the cabin as well.  Unable to reach the owner, the four decide to make the best of it and share the cabin for the night.

As the evening wears on, Greta appears to be a wild child.  And attracted to Max.  Kath decides to call it a night and heads to bed.  Max says he’ll be in shortly.  When Kath wakes up the next morning, it’s clear she’s slept alone.  She goes out looking for Max.  Instead she finds Al who is upset.  He says that Greta and Max took off in the night.

Kath is visibly shaken.  She drives home.  She’s done with Max, but obsessed with the girl who stole her boyfriend.  As she follows clues to learn about Greta, Kath finds that the evening at the cabin wasn’t as random as it appeared.  Digging too deep could get her killed.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

It’s interesting that Gone in the Night and Barbarian both have a similar start.  But then Gone in the Night becomes a mystery thriller while Barbarian is straight up horror.

Winona Ryder’s character is obsessed with finding out the truth about the evening / Greta, but also with having a man.  I wish her character was stronger and made better decisions.  The writers did give her a smart move near the end of the movie.  Dermot Mulroney doesn’t have a lot to do, but it’s good seeing him on screen.  The surprise star was Brianne Tju.  She owns every scene she’s in.  I’d seen Tju before in 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, but she didn’t make the impact she does here.  Tju is someone to watch.

The plot twist in Gone into the Night isn’t one you’ll see coming, even if you do kind of figure out what’s going on.  I almost gave Gone into the Night a higher rating, but I don’t do half stars, so…

Gone in the Night earns 2 of 5 stars.

“Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb” (1938) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

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Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb (1938)

Director:  Searle Kramer

Screenplay:  John Grey

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Bud Jamison and Lucille Lund

Tagline:  Larry Lets On It’s “LOVELY!”  Moe Murmers It’s “MARVELOUS!” Curly Calls It “COLOSSAL!”

The Plot…

When Curly wins $50,000 in a radio contest, the boys begin living like millionaires.  Fine clothes, BIG cigars and a room at Hotel Costa Plente.  Unfortunately the boys realize they’re in hot water when the winning check after taxes comes to $4.85.  They’ll end up in jail if they can’t pay their hotel bill and it’s huge.  Luckily the boys discover four rich widows are in the room down the hall.  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

There’s a fun set-up scene before Curly wins the radio contest.  Moe and Larry are playing poker for pancakes.  Curly is cooking ’em as fast as Moe is losing.  Could Larry be cheating?

The plot twist of the women needing money and hoping to marry three rich men just as our boys need to marry three rich ladies is a good one.  Plus the writers through in a monkey for good measure.

Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb earns 4 of 5 stars.

“Bermuda Island” – It’s a Horror Flick – The Poster and Trailer are Here!

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Bermuda Island has all the makings of a drive-in movie.  It has a former big name star (Tom Sizemore) along with recognizable faces in a low-budget horror film.  Checks all the boxes.

The marketing on this one is strange.  It’s a horror movie, but the poster makes it look like a disaster flick.  The title, Bermuda Island, doesn’t even hint at what the audience should expect.  Is it a love story? A teen flick? A documentary?  Who can tell from the title?  No one.  The tagline stinks: Stranded in Paradise… Until the Sun Goes Down.  So are they no longer stranded once the sun sets?

With all that said, Bermuda Island looks like something I’d check out late at night for fun.

SYNOPSIS: Passengers on their way to a tropical paradise crash at sea and find themselves on a deserted island. Desperate to survive the elements and infighting between survivors, they find that the island has more in store for them than they could ever imagine.

“No Exit” (2022) / Z-View

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No Exit (2022)

Director:  Damien Power

Screenplay:  Andrew Barrer, Gabriel Ferrari based on the novel  No Exit by Taylor Adams

Stars: Havana Rose Liu, Danny Ramirez, David Rysdahl, Mila Harris, Dennis Haysbert, Dale Dickey and Jen Van Epps

Tagline:  How far would you go for a stranger?

The Plot…

Darby (LIu) received word that her mother experienced a life threatening brain aneurysm.  Despite a developing blizzard, Darby steals a car and heads for home.  As the storm worsens, Darby is forced to take shelter in a remote mountain visitor’s center.  The roads are closed and the storm has already knocked out cell towers.  Darby is going to have to hunker down in the shelter.

In the refuge Darby finds a married couple, Ed (Haysbert) and Sandi (Dickey), and two guys, Ash (Ramirez) and Lars (Rysdahl).  Everyone seems in pretty good spirits, except for Lars who is obviously a loner and a bit strange.  When Darby goes outside she hears a noise coming from a van in the lot.  She peeks inside and sees a little girl bound and gagged.  When Darby hears someone coming to check on her, she sneaks away from the van and acts like she’s just checking for cell service.

Darby goes back into the shelter but has no idea who came in the van.  The little girl will freeze to death if something isn’t done soon.  But who can Darby trust?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

No Exit has a great set-up with strangers stuck in an isolated visitor’s center.  They’re cut off from help and one (or more) of them is a killer.

It’s fun trying to guess who the kidnapper is.  I was right, but No Exit contained two huge twists that I didn’t see coming.

No Exit earns 3 of 5 stars.

“False Alarms” (1936) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

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False Alarms (1936)

Director:  Del Lord

Screenplay:  John Grey

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard and Stanley Blystone

Tagline:  None.

The Plot…

Larry, Curly and Moe are firemen one the verge of losing their j0bs.  They’ve missed too many calls due to card playing and womanizing.  Curly sneaks off for a date only to discover his girl has two friends.  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

False Alarms was filmed on location!

False Alarms earns 4 of 5 stars.

CALIFORNIA BEAR by Duane Swierczynski is Coming!

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Duane Swierczynski’s new novel California Bear sounds like a must-buy.  Here’s the synopsis…

A cinematic new mystery from an award-winning crime writer, California Bear follows two unlikely vigilantes whose decision to take justice into their own hands pits them against the villains behind California’s coldest cases—and their own twisted histories.

California Bear drops on September 5, 2023.  Pre-orders are available now.

“Farewell, My Lovely” (1975) starring Robert Mitchum / Z-View

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Farewell, My Lovely (1975)

Director:  Dick Richards

Screenplay:  David Zelag Goodman based on Farewell, My Lovely by Raymond Chandler

Stars: Robert Mitchum, Charlotte Rampling, John Ireland, Sylvia Miles, Anthony Zerbe, Harry Dean Stanton, Jack O’Halloran, Joe Spinell, Sylvester Stallone, Kate Murtagh, Ted Gehring  and Logan Ramsey

Tagline:  I need another drink … I need a lot of life insurance … I need a vacation … and all I’ve got is a coat, a hat, and a gun !

The Plot…

Moose Malloy (O’Halloran) just finished a seven year prison stretch.  Now the big lug wants to reconnect with his girl, Velma.  He hasn’t heard from her in years, but believes once he sees her all will be as it was.  So Moose hires Marlowe (Mitchum) to find her. Marlowe explains that seven years is a long time, they have little to go on and Velma has probably moved on.  (That last part nearly gets Mitchum’s face rearranged.)

So Mitchum reluctantly takes on the case.  As he digs deeper, people start dying… and Marlowe may be next.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Farewell, My Lovely is a classic tale of love and betrayal.  It’s been adapted as a film three times and all are good.

My first thought was Mitchum (legend that he is) was a bit old to play Phillip Marlowe.  But as the movie progressed, my thinking changed to, “Why not an older world weary take on the PI?”.  Jack O’Halloran (in his first role!) is perfectly cast as the slow thinking mountain of a man determined to find his old flame.  The supporting cast includes many familiar faces including Charlotte Rampling, John Ireland, Sylvia Miles, Anthony Zerbe and Harry Dean Stanton.  Sly Stallone and Joe Spinell have small roles, but would go on to appear in Rocky the following year! Kudos to Kate Murtagh for her take on a tough madam who can take a punch as good as she gives!

Dick Richards does an excellent job of creating a world that feels like LA in 1941.  David Shire’s wonderful soundtrack adds to the feel of the era.

Every version of Farewell, My Lovely is worth a look. This one is no exception.

Farewell, My Lovely earns 4 of 5 stars.

“Three Sappy People” (1939) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

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Three Sappy People (1939)

Director:  Jules White

Screenplay:  Clyde Bruckman

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Lorna Gray, Don Beddoe, Bud Jamison and Ann Doran

Tagline:  None.

The Plot…

The boys are telephone repairmen mistaken for three psychiatrists with “unusual methods” of treating mental illness.  A rich man hires our guys to treat his free-spirited manic wife.  What could go wrong?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Larry, Curly and Moe get another opportunity to create havoc at a high society party.

There’s a rumor that Lorna Gray nearly choked on a pastry during the concluding “pie fight”.  While Ms. Gray was surprised (watch her reaction) by the pastry hitting the bullseye of her open mouth, she later denied that she was in in any trouble.

Three Sappy People earns 4 of 5 stars.

“The English” (2022) starring Emily Blunt & Chaske Spencer / Z-View

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The English (2022)

Directors:  Hugo Blick

Teleplay: Hugo Blick

Stars: Emily Blunt, Chaske Spencer, Stephen Rea, Steve Wall, Malcolm Storry, Nicholas Aaron, Tadhg Murphy, Rafe Spall and Julian Bleach

Tagline: None.

The Plot…

Years after the Civil War, an English noble woman, Cornelia Locke (Blunt) has come to the western frontier.  She is hunting the man responsible for her son’s death.  Eli Whipp (Spencer), a Pawnee by birth and a former US Calvary Scout, is riding to Nebraska to claim a plot of land.  Their paths cross.  After overcoming a shared “obstacle” Locke and Whipp decide to travel together.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

The English easily made my best of 2022 list.  It is well written, well directed and well cast.  I had never seen anything by Hugo Blick, the creator, writer and director of The English.  I’ll definitely search out more of his work.  Emily Blunt picks out interesting projects and is always good in them.  She served as an Executive Producer on The English.  I’d seen Chaske Spencer before, but never in a starring role.  Spencer is perfect as Eli Whipp.  I look forward to seeing him as a lead in future productions.  Kudos to The English‘s cinematographer, Arnau Valls Colomer.  There are so many shots that would make beautiful paintings.

The English at it’s core is a love story/tale of revenge.   But it doesn’t take the expected path.  Having an English noble woman on the western frontier coupled with a Pawnee who isn’t accepted by Native Americans or Whites makes for interesting interactions. There are twists in every episode as we learn more about Locke and Whipp’s past.  When The English ended, I found myself wanting to revisit the characters.  Not because the series had an unsatisfying conclusion (far from that!), but because I enjoyed it so much.

The English earns 5 of 5 stars.

“Mutts to You” (1938) starring The Three Stooges / Z-View

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Mutts to You (1938)

Director:  Charley Chase

Screenplay: Al Giebler, Elwood Ullman

Stars: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Vernon Dent, Bud Jamison and Cy Schindell

Tagline: Their dog-gone daffiest laugh show!

The Plot…

The boys own a dog grooming shop.  When they see a baby alone on a doorstep, they think the child has been abandoned.  They take the baby home only to read in the newspaper that the child was kidnapped!

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Another of Curly’s favorites.  He was a devoted dog lover and reportedly spent all his spare time between shots playing with the dogs!

The automated dog grooming scenes are classic!

Mutts to You earns 5 of 5 stars.