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I can’t wait to see Faster. It needs to get here, uh, faster.

Although some of the scenes in this video are made using special effects [like in the photo above], the majority are real people doing really cool, really crazy and sometimes scary-stupid things. [Via Neatorama.com]

If you’re a Walking Dead fan, who didn’t discover the series until after the back issue prices had already gone through the roof… boy, are you in luck! Starting in January, Image Comics will begin reprinting the single issues of the series — shipping one issue per week all year long! For full details, click here. [Via Newsarama]

Do you love dogs? Do you dig parkour? If so, then you’ll enjoy this video of Tret: The Parkour Dog. [Via Bits and Pieces]

This video of a minor “confrontation” between WWE’s The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar after his defeat at the fists of Cain Velasquez is popping up on the major MMA sites. So when the ‘Taker asks Brock…
“Ya wanna do it?” …
…what exactly is he talking about? It’s a safe bet that the Taker’s not suggesting a real MMA match.
So could The Undertaker be trying to lay the groundwork for a Lesnar return to the WWE? The folks at Cageside Seats make a pretty good case that it was a Vince McMahon plan coming together. It makes me wonder two things:

Alex Owens‘ art has appeared on the StalloneZone before. He did a cool Rambo piece that I posted. This time Alex is back with his take on Sly as Rocky. I discovered Alex’s art through his Deviant Art site.

UFC 121 was an excellent card so let’s get right to the results:
My prediction: Cote for the win.
The result: Lawlor won by Unanimous Decision. Cote couldn’t stop the takedowns and it was a one-sided fight.
Making me: 0 – 1 for the night
My prediction: Gonzaga by TKO.
The result: Schaub won by Unanimous Decision. I really thought that there would be more fireworks in this one and that both fighters would stand in front of each other and swing away. That did happen in the final few seconds, but the rest of the fight was dominated by Schaub.
Making me: 0 -2 for the night.
My prediction: Diego by decision.
The result: Diego won by Unanimous Decision. This was an exciting fight. I had it even going into the final round and that was the round that Diego owned. This match earned each fighter an extra $70,000 for “Fight of the Night” bonuses… and rightly so.
Making me: 1-2 for the night
My prediction: Hamill by decision.
The result: Hamill won by Unanimous Decision. It was an interesting fight. Tito didn’t look bad, and although some are predicting that his career with the UFC is over, I think we’ll see him fight again with the company.
Making me: 2-2 for the night
My prediction: Shields via decision.
The result: Shields won with a Split Decision. It was an interesting battle of strategies. Shields wanted the fight on the ground and Kampman wanted it to be a stand-up war. Although it was a close fight, I thought it was clear that Shields won… and I’m glad two of the three judges agreed.
Making me: 3-2 for the night.
My prediction: Velasquez via TKO.
The result: Velasquez won via 1st round stoppage. Although Brock came out strong throwing knees and scoring a quick takedown, Velasquez was immediately up and on the offensive. And it was all Velesquez from that point on. Velesquez picked up an extra $70,000 for “knockout of the night.”
Making me: 4-2 for the night.
Final Thoughts:
Dana White said that when watching the monitors during the main event, he thought he saw Brock Lesnar verbally submit to the Cain Velasquez, but Velasquez said he didn’t hear that.

UFC 121 is live tonight on pay-per-view and has one of the best fight cards in recent memory. Let’s get to my predictions:
This should be an exciting, close fight. I’m a Cote fan, but Lawler is no pushover. Lawler needs to get this to the ground where he would most likely have the advantage. That advantage coupled with the fact that Cote has only fought three times in two years makes Lawlor a tempting pick. But, as I said, I’m a Cote fan.
My prediction: Cote for the win.
My prediction: Gonzaga by TKO.
This should be another exciting fight. At one point Diego was my favorite fighter, and although Frank Mir has moved into my top spot, Diego not too far behind. Thiago is a slight favorite. I think that they’re pretty equally matched, but the smart money will be on Thiago. Since I’m not betting, it makes my decision pretty easy.
My prediction: Diego by decision.
Another interesting fight. Despite the fact [as MMA Fighting points out] that “that the last time he [Ortiz] finished someone not named Ken Shamrock was in 2001,” many folks think that he’ll beat Hamill. I don’t see how. Hamill can wrestle and should be able to stuff any of Ortiz’s takedowns. Hamill is stronger than Ortiz. He’s younger than Ortiz. Of course Hamill is coming off of a brutal loss to Bones Jones and that may play mind games with him for this first fight back.
My prediction: Hamill by decision.
This is Jake Shields’ first fight since his dramatic upset of Dan Henderson. Shields’ game plan will be to dominate via ground and pound. Kampman will want this to be a standup war. I think at some point the fight will go to the ground and Shields will do enough to win.
My prediction: Shields via decision.
The fight that will get everyone to tune in. And it should be an exciting one. Lesnar is a beast. He improves with every fight. Cain is undefeated with punching power, wrestling ability and stamina. But will all those attributes be enough to stop Lesnar? We saw the chink in Lesnar’s armor when he fought Carwin. Of course Lesnar saw it too. Has he had enough time to shore up his boxing defense? We’ll find out tonight.
My prediction: Velasquez via TKO.
This should be the best card in recent memory. Every fight has the potential to be “fight of the night.” I’ll post the results tomorrow.

It’s time for another excellent mash-up. Here is “You Got Served by the Wizard of Oz.” [Via Bits and Pieces]

Earlier today Slashfilm reported on a rumor that Sly Stallone and Robert DeNiro may team up for “Grudge Match.” Sly and DeNiro would play…
… “retired boxers Billy “The Kid” McGuigan and Henry “Razor” Sharp, lifelong bitter rivals who are coaxed out of retirement and into the ring for one final grudge match — 50 years after their last title fight.”
Although fans would love to see Rocky take on The Raging Bull, I’m not sure now is the time for this type of movie. Sly has Expendables II on deck and then hopefully something like Hunter or even Expendables III. And let’s face it, according to the synopsis of Grudge Match, Sly and DeNiro were supposed to have fought 50 years ago in a title fight — so they’d have been what 14, 15 years old? Perhaps when Sly and DeNiro have aged a bit, Grudge Match would be right.

Question: “How do you separate the geeks from the stalkers at a Star Trek convention?”
William Shatner: “You put the geeks on the left and the stalkers on the right and you run for daylight up the middle.” [from Entertainment Weekly, March 2, 2001]

Alex Owens‘ art has appeared on the StalloneZone before. He did a cool Rambo piece that I posted here. This time Alex is back with his take on Sly as Jack Carter.

Back in September I posted about the dvd release of the 1960’s tv series Thriller. You know, the series that Stephen King called…
“Probably the best horror series ever put on tv.”
My guess is Uncle Stevie’s quote is better known than the series itself. But that doesn’t mean that it ain;t true. Over at Mulholland Books, writer David J. Schow [Internecine], makes a case that King was on point with his assessment of the series. And don’t forget that

My guess is, if you click on this link of The Step Brothers performing with Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, you’ll watch the whole thing and then watch it again. It’s THAT entertaining. [Via Mark Evanier]