“Fast & Furious 6” Featurette


I’m a fan of the original Fast & Furious.  I thought Fast 5 was even better.

So I was pretty excited to hear that they were bringing back the whole team for Fast & Furious 6.  Yep, they even brought back The Rock and Michelle Rodriguez.  I guess the only thing that I’d have liked better is if Fast & Furious 6 had a Stallone cameo and room for Rosario Dawson.

Below is the just released featurette for Fast & Furious 6.  Be advised that there are minor spoilers.

 

 

Z-View: “Sharkey’s Machine”


The Movie: Sharkey’s Machine

The Pitch: “Dirty Harry goes to Atlanta.”

The Tagline:  “Burt is Sharky. Nobody leans on Sharky’s Machine!”

The Story: Tom Sharky is a narcotics cop demoted to vice after a botched drug bust results in a citizen being shot.  Sharkey discovers a plot involving murders and a high level politician being manipulated by a crime boss.  Sharkey pulls together a team of quirky cops, but as the bodies pile up find they are in over their heads.

The Screenplay: Gerald DiPego from the novel by William Diehl

The Director: Burt Reynolds

The Cast: Burt Reynolds, Vittorio Gassman, Brian Keith, Charles Durning, Earl Holliman, Bernie Casey, Henry Silva, Richard Libertini, Rachael Ward,Suzee Pai, Dan Inosanto .

The Good: The cast.  The action. The soundtrack is awesome.  Rachael Ward in her breakout role.  Reynolds has the right balance of action/violence/humor.  The shootout at the start and end of the movie.

The Bad: Henry Silva is a coked-up psycho hitman and that’s good.  What happens to Reynolds when he crosses some Yakuza.  

The Ugly: The torture scene on the boat.

The Trailer.

The Rating: B

 

Honey West & T.H.E. Cat Team for the 1st Time


As I was going through the latest issue of Previews, I came across this solicitation:

  • Honey West & T.H.E. CAT #1 (of 2)
  • story: Trina Robbins
  • art: Silvestre Szilagyi
  • colors: Patrick J. Williams
  • cover: Valarie Jones
  • 32pgs, color, $3.99
  • Two cult TV icons heat it up together for the first time!
  • Ex-cat burglar and aerialist Thomas Hewitt Edward Cat is back for the first time in 45 years!
  • He puts his skills to good use as a professional bodyguard…primitive…and in love with danger!
  • Now he teams up with TV’s first lead-female private eye.
  • In “Death in the Desert”, 1960’s mob infested Las Vegas, they investigate a series of accidents…but will the attraction between the two cause the case to overheat?

Honey West was a female private eye that first appeared in a series of novels in the 1950’s.  In 1965, Anne Francis played Honey West in an ABC tv series that lasted just one season.  Although the show only lasted 30 episodes it became a cult classic.

Created by Harry Julian Fink (who also created Dirty Harry), T.H.E. Cat appeared in a 1966 tv series that ran for just one season on NBC.  Although T.H.E. Cat only lasted for 26 episodes, it also became a cult classic.

Now nearly 50 years later they are teamed for a 2 issue comic mini-series?  How cool is that?  The eight year old kid in me says, “Pretty dang-gone cool.”

I’ll be pre-ordering the series.  If it appeals to the kid (or adult) in you, then you know what to do.

 

UFC on FOX Results


Last night the UFC along with FX and FOX put on a great night of fights.  Let’s look at my predictions and the results.

  • Nate Diaz vs. Josh Thomson
    Prediction: Thompson with a decision win.
    Result: Thompson won by TKO at 3:44 of the 2nd, making me 1-0 for the night.
  • Matt Brown vs. Jordan Mein
    Prediction: Brown with a decision win.
    Result: Brown won by TKO at 1:00 of the 2nd, making me 2-0 for the night.
  • Frank Mir vs. Daniel Cormier
    Prediction: Mir wins via stoppage.
    Result: Cormier won by unanimous decision, making me 2-1 for the night.
  • Benson Henderson vs. Gilbert Melendez
    Prediction: Henderson wins via decision.
    Result: Henderson won by split decision at 3:44, making me 3-1 for the night.

Final thoughts:

  • Josh Thompson stuck to his game plan and it paid off.  Diaz tried to lure him into a brawl, but Thompson was content to get in, score and get out. When they did stand and mix it up Thompson was getting the best of it. Well played, Josh Thompson.
  • Matt Brown looked amazing and made what should have been a tougher fight look fairly easy.  Brown took some shots, but would not be denied.  Can’t wait to see who Matt “The Immortal” Brown fights next.
  • Mir vs Cormier should have been a better fight.  Cormier was content to push Mir against the cage and do little.  Mir had no answer.  In the third round Mir began to light up Cormier’s midsection with kicks, but by then it was too little, too late.
  • Henderson and Melendez put on a fight!  It was five grueling rounds of back and forth action.  There were a lot of boos when the decision was announced.  I had it 3-2 for Henderson, but except for two of the judges (who split 2-1 for Henderson), it sounded like everyone else saw it 3-2 for Melendez.  Rematch, anyone?

UFC on FOX (and FX) Tonight – My Predictions


If you’re a MMA fan, then you’re probably looking forward to a full night of fights.  

Starting at 5pm EST we have the UFC Prelims on FX.  This portion of the card includes:

  • T.J. Dillashaw vs. Hugo Viani
  • Tim Means vs. Jorge Masvidal
  • Joseph Benavidez vs. Darren Uyenoyama
  • Ramsey Nijem vs. Myles Jury
  • Francis Carmont vs. Lorenz Larkin
  • Chad Mendes vs. Darren Elkins

Then at 8pm EST we switch over to FOX for the main event fights:

  • Nate Diaz vs. Josh Thomson
  • Matt Brown vs. Jordan Mein
  • Frank Mir vs. Daniel Cormier
  • Benson Henderson vs. Gilbert Melendez

While I’ll be watching the prelims, my interest is in the main event.  So, let’s take a look at my predictions:

  • Nate Diaz vs. Josh Thomson
    Thoughts: 
    I’m not a fan of the Diaz brothers, but they almost always get the job done. Still, I like to root against them.  Thomson is a big underdog in this won.  I like pulling for the ‘dog. So since I’m not betting..
    My Prediction: Thompson with a decision win.
  • Matt Brown vs. Jordan Mein
    Thoughts: Brown
    is tough as they come and on a four fight win streak… yet he is the underdog in this fight.  Well, you know I like pulling for the ‘dog.
    My Prediction: Brown with a decision win.
  • Frank Mir vs. Daniel Cormier
    Thoughts: Frank Mir
    is one of my all-time favorite fighters.  Mir is a HUGE underdog tonight.  Cormier is an Olympic class wrestler with knockout power.  Mir has struggled with big punchers, so he’ll want to take the fight to the ground.  Once there, he’ll find himself waging war with an Olympic class wrestler.  It looks like a tough night for Mir.  Of course he is one of my favorite fighters so…
    My Prediction: Mir wins via stoppage.
  • Benson Henderson vs. Gilbert Melendez
  • Thoughts: Henderson is slightly favored in what should be the fight of the night. Both men are warriors and I expect this one to go the distance.
    My Prediction: Henderson wins via decision.

 

Can Tonto Save the New Lone Ranger?


Although I like this character poster of Johnny Depp as Tonto, I wonder how the movie, The Lone Ranger is going to do at the box office.  My guess is it will either do really well or bomb.

In other words, I have no clue.

Fans of the traditional Lone Ranger (you know, folks old enough to remember the Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels Lone Ranger from the 50s tv series) will probably stay away.  Of course if you’re old enough to remember the tv series, you’re probably not the demographic the movie is aiming for.

The question then becomes will Depp’s Pirate of the Caribbean fans show up?

But wait… is Johnny Depp the only selling point to this movie?  What about Armie Hammer who is starring as The Lone Ranger?

Let me put it to you like this, I don’t think it’s Hammer Time.

If Depp’s fans don’t show up, the box office for The Lone Ranger will limp off in a cloud of dust with a weak, “Hi – No Silver, the Box Office It Got AWAY!”

Roger Ebert Had Jokes, er… Cartoons

Roger Ebert, was one of the most popular movie reviewers of our time, the first film critic to win a Pulitzer prize, and a fan of cartoons.

Mr. Ebert was a regular contributor to The New Yorker’s Cartoon Caption contest and had even won the contest on at least one occasion.  Robert Mankoff takes a look at some of Roger Ebert’s Final Cartoon Captions at The New Yorker.

The cartoon that is posted above features one of Ebert’s captions, but it wasn’t the one that got him the win (“I’m not going to say the word I’m thinking of.”) or even the one that I thought was the funniest (“Now watch how I lift my tray table to it’s original and upright position.”).  We’ll save those for folks that click over to the original New Yorker piece.