Jack Lord Ain’t Got Nothin’ on Me!

Today’s my birthday. It’s a milestone. My 50th. The Big Five-Oh.

Normally, I would write something like I don’t feel fifty years old [I don’t], or that you’re only as old as you feel [a cliche that I believe] or that age is just a number [another cliche], but I don’t think I’ll resort to that today.

Instead I think I’ll just show some maturity and say, “Hey!! Where are my presents???”