Talk Like William Shatner Day!
Today is William Shatner’s birthday. He’s 78. Wow. Hard to believe that Captain James T. Kirk is pushing 80. Denny Crane, yes; Captain Kirk, nope, not possible. But it is.
So in honor of the Shat’s birthday, I suggest we all participate in the first annual TALK LIKE WILLIAM SHATNER DAY! Not to worry, here are instructions on how to talk just like Willam Shatner. Once you’ve listened and learned, jump right in.
Oh, and… Happy… Birthday! [SHORT INHALE and SHARP BREATH] Mr. Shatner!
That’s some plastic surgery he’s gotten! The media loves to spotlight the bad surgery, here’s the best. That or extensive Photoshop work!
Aw, you mean Shatner doesn’t look like that?