Category: Horror

“The Bride!” (2026) written & directed by Maggie Gyllenhaal, starring Jessie Buckley and Christian Bale / Z-View

The Bride! (2026)

Director: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Screenplay:  Maggie Gyllenhaal; based on FRANKENSTEIN by Mary Shelley

Stars:  Jessie Buckley, Christian Bale, Peter Sarsgaard, Annette Bening, Jake Gyllenhaal, Penélope Cruz.

Tagline: Here comes the mother f*%#ing BRIDE!

The Plot…

Mary Shelley, the author of FRANKENSTEIN, had another story she wanted to tell.  Sadly she died before she could write it.  But she’s not letting that stop her…

1930s.  Chicago.  Ida, a dame who hangs around mobsters, suddenly becomes possessed. During a rant, Ida falls down a flight of stairs and dies.

Frankenstein’s monster has traveled the world and settled in Chicago.  He’s assumed the identity of a gangster named Frank.  Frank has learned that Dr. Cornelia Euphronius is working to bring the dead back to life.  Frank gets Dr. Euphronius to create a companion for him.  She uses Ida’s corpse.

Ida has no memory of her past life.  Frank tells her she was his bride.  Together they go on a crime spree of, uh, monstrous proportions.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

The Bride is not for everyone.  It’s an outrageous mash-up of genres that include horror, romance, gangster, musical and comedy.

I appreciate what was attempted, but for me it was a swing and a miss.  Your mileage, as always, may differ.

The Bride! (2026) rates 2 of 5 stars.

Marlow from “30 Days of Night” by J. Beers!

I have been a fan of Steve Niles and Ben Templesmith’s 30 Days of Night comic since it first came out.  I loved the concept — a vampire clan goes to Barrow Alaska, a small town near the artic circle.  Each year Barrow goes through 30 days of night.  Cut off from the rest of the world, the town folk find themselves in a fight for survival.

When the 30 Days of Night movie was announced, I had high hopes it would be at least good.  And man, was it ever.  I like the film better with each new viewing.  Much of the reason for that is the performance of Danny Huston.  If you haven’t seen the film, give it a go.

“Please, God. Please…” – Woman begging for mercy
God?…   No god.” – Marlow

Source: J. Beers Instagram.

“Constantine” (2005) starring Keanu Reeves / Z-View

Constantine (2005)

Director:  Francis Lawrence

Screenplay: Kevin Brodbin, Frank Cappello; story by Kevin Brodbin; based on Hellblazer by Jamie Delano, Garth Ennis

Stars: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBeouf, Tilda Swinton, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Djimon Hounsou, Gavin Rossdale and Peter Stormare.

Tagline: Hell wants him. Heaven won’t take him. Earth needs him.

The Plot (beware of spoilers)…

LA Detective Angela Dodson turns to John Constantine, a occult expert and exorcist, to help her investigate her sister’s suicide.  Constantine discovers that demons have a plan to enter the human realm using the Spear of Destiny and Angela’s sister.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

John Constantine was created by writer Alan Moore, during his run on DC Comics’ Swamp Thing.  After negative experiences with movie adaptations of his work (From Hell and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen), Moore refused to have anything to do with Hollywood.  He went as far as to reject any money or credit for movie  adaptations of his characters or work.

Constantine just didn’t resonate with me.  Most folks like it better than I do.  As always, your mileage may vary.

Constantine (2005) rates 2 of 5 stars

“Carrie” (1976) directed by Brian DePalma, starring Sissy Spacek, John Travolta and Piper Laurie / Z-View

Carrie (1976)

Director: Brian De Palma

Screenplay: Lawrence D. Cohen; based on CARRIE by Stephen King

Stars:  Sissy Spacek, John Travolta, Piper Laurie, William Katt, Nancy Allen, P.J. Soles, Michael Talbott and John Travolta.

Tagline:  If you’ve got a taste for terror… take Carrie to the prom.

The Plot…

High school is almost unbearable for Carrie.  She’s sixteen, immature and an easy target.  At school Carrie is bullied daily.  Her home life isn’t any better.  Carrie is being raised by a single mother who is a religious zealot.

A particularly rough hazing incident in the PE showers leaves Carrie sobbing on the floor. Sue, one of the school’s most popular girls, feels remorse for her involvement. So she asks her boyfriend, Tommy Ross (also one of the cool kids) to take Carrie to the prom.  Sue thinks that if Carrie is seen on a date with Tommy other kids might start viewing Carrie differently.  Tom eventually agrees.

At first Carrie thinks she’s being set up.  Tommy finally convinces Carrie he’s sincere.  Carrie agrees to go despite her mother’s refusal to allow the date.

What Sue, Tommy and Carrie don’t know is that Chris, one of the girls involved in the PE incident, has a plan to humiliate Carrie at the Prom.  Chris has no idea how badly her “prank” can go.  She also has no idea that Carrie has recently discovered telekinetic powers.

Time for the prom.  It will be a night you’ll never forget.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Although the ending of the movie is different than Stephen King’s book, King has said he like the movie’s ending better.

Sue Snell is played by Amy Irving.  Sue’s mother is played by Priscilla Pointer… who is Amy Irving’s real life mother.

John Travolta, who just became a teen idol thanks to his role on Welcome Back Kotter, has a small role but was billed second on posters/ads.

Sissy Spacek was in real life a high school Homecoming Queen.

Carrie features Amy Irving’s feature film debut.

I had read the Stephen King novel a few years prior to seeing the movie.  When the film came out I was a junior in high school.  I saw it with a date at a midnight showing.  I thought the film was ready to roll the end credits.  Then the final scare comes.  It caught me so off guard I jumped out of my seat.  Yeah, try playing that off with your date.  No, I wasn’t scared.  Really.

One of Carrie’s taglines was: Carrie may look perfectly innocent, but she’ll shock you right out of your seat… and that’s a promise!   In my case, promise kept.

Carrie (1976) rates 5 of 5 stars.

THE DEVIL BY NAME by Keith Rosson

THE DEVIL BY NAME by Keith Rosson

First sentences…

Denis knocks once and steps into her room.

Past her bed and to the window, where he thumbs aside the gauzy curtains.  They’re on the fourth floor next to the stairwell.  Naomi rises, sits there numbly, sleep still crowding her.  She’d been dreaming of her brother.

“Come,” Denis says, without turning from the window.  “We have to go.”

“What’s the matter?”

“Nothing’s the matter,” he says curtly.  A tall wide-shouldered man wearing a black knit cap and a mishmash of scavenged tactical gear.  A black hunting rifle slung over his shoulder.  A week’s worth of bread.  “Just get dressed.”

The Overview:  Beware of Spoilers…

Five years ago every cell phone in the world lit up with a call.  Those that answered heard something that changed them into mindless killing machines.  Any person murdered by someone under the influence of the demon message, reanimated with the same sadistic killing urges.

It turns out the message was accidentally sent worldwide tby the President of the United States.  His intention was the call would just go out to phones in enemy nations.  Governments fell.  Terradyne Industries took control in the United States.  The corporation walled in major cities.  They recruited soldiers to control life behind the walls.  Although they claim to be working on a cure — the vaccine they are refining may be for something else.

John Bonner was a US government black ops agent when things went sideways.  His division dealt with the occult.  Bonner was part of the boots on the ground in Portland – a hotspot during the initial days of infection.  Bonner knows the dark secrets behind the apocalyptic call.  He blames himself for not doing more to stop it.

Katherine Moriarty was married to the man who dared dive too deep into the occult.  He became an instrument of doom.  It cost Katherine her marriage, her husband’s life and ultimately killed her son.  Now Katherine wants revenge.

Dean makes do by traveling the wastelands.  Along the way he collects discarded items of worth.  When he can, Dean barters for things he needs survive.

There are whispered rumors that a young girl lives who has the power to cure the infected.  Rationale folks pray the rumors are true.  Those in power at Terradyne Industries know that such a child could bring down their hold on the world.

Now Terradyne has a name: Naomi Laurent. They need to find and bring in Naomi for “study”.

Bonner, Katherine, Dean and others will venture into the apocalyptic wasteland in search of Naomi.  Some want to save her.  Others to do her harm.  The fate of the humanity will be determined by who gets her first… or maybe last.

Rosson has created a worthy follow up to FEVER HOUSE.

+++

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The Black Scorpion (1957) starring Richard Denning & Mara Corday / Z-View

The Black Scorpion (1957)

Director: Edward Ludwig

Screenplay:  Robert Blees, David Duncan

Stars:  Richard Denning, Mara Corday, Carlos Rivas, Mario Navarro.

Tagline: Every horror you’ve seen on the screen grows pale beside the horror of “THE BLACK SCORPION”

The Plot…

An earthquake in Mexico gives rise to a new active volcano.  Geologists Dr. Hank Scott and Dr. Arturo Ramos are sent to ground zero to assess damage.  As they close in on the epicenter, they discover houses and cars destroyed but not from the earthquake or volcano.  Locals believe a demon is killing their cattle and causing the damage.

It’s not demons but prehistoric scorpions that now have a path to the surface.  These monsters are on the loose and hungry!

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Willis O’Brien, who created the stop-motion effects King Kong (1933), supervised the special effects for The Black Scorpion.  Although working with a much smaller budget, most of this movie’s charm is from O’Brien’s work.

The giant trapdoor spider and enormous worm were models left over (and not used) from King Kong (1933).

If the sounds made by the giant scorpions sound familiar, give another listen to the sounds of the ants in Them!.

The Black Scorpion (1957) rates 2 of 5 stars.

“There is Only One BLADE. His Name is Wesley Snipes.” – Awesome Poster by Mark Levy!

Now THAT is one bad ass Blade poster created by Nick Levy.  While I wasn’t a fan of the original Blade, I absolutely love Blade IIBlade Trinity was good, but fell short of Blade II greatness.  With that said, I must agree with Nick Levy when he says…

There’s only one Blade. And his name is Wesley Snipes.

“We Bury the Dead” (2024) starring Daisy Ridley / Z-View

We Bury the Dead (2024)

Director: Zak Hilditch

Screenplay: Zak Hilditch

Stars:  Daisy Ridley, Brenton Thwaites, Mark Coles Smith.

Tagline:  Volunteers needed.

The Plot…

When the US military accidentally detonates an experimental bomb off the island of Tasmania, those not instantly killed are left brain dead.  Some of these victims regain mobility.  With that mobility comes an overriding instinct to attack and kill.

 The military is going in to terminate the zombies.  They are accepting civilian volunteers to identify and bury victims.  Ava Newman volunteers.  Ava’s husband was on a business trip to Woodbridge, a city on the island.   Ava holds out hope that her husband survived unscathed.

Once inland, Ava convinces Clay, another volunteer, to help her find her husband.  Ava and Clay break away from their military unit and head into the city alone.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

We Bury the Dead has an interesting concept.  The trailer looked good.  Sadly the movie didn’t work for me as well as I hoped.  My biggest complaint comes from the final scenes in the film.  No spoilers, but it was a step too far for me to suspend my disbelief.

We Bury the Dead (2024) rates 2 of 5 stars.